Cleopatra From Dante’s Inferno
This week on “how the pitch went,” we have Dante’s Inferno, and I imagine the pitch for it going something like this:
“Hey, why don’t we make a video game based off the classic book, Dante’s Inferno, but throw in some God of War spice, too?”
“Okay, I like it. We gonna do nudity or not?”
“Yeah, let’s!”
“Okay, so I got something….a giant, naked female boss who pukes out of her nipples?”
*silence in the room for 3 hours*
How they pulled off puking nipples in a game, I will never know. But the Sin level of Dante’s Inferno is littered with nudity and sexual themes and culminates with the Cleopatra boss puking out of her nipples. Eyes are naturally drawn to the breasts, that is just how the ocular system works, but let me tell you, they are even more drawn to them when the breasts have puking nipples.
I know I should tell you that the game is not that bad, and there are a bunch of moments like this, but the truth is, I can’t remember any of them. When I recall playing Dante’s Inferno, puking nipples are all I can see. By the way, did I mention WHAT she is puking from her nipples?
Um, unbaptized babies that you have to fight and kill. Don’t believe me? Check it out in the video above.
