Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: Friday The 13th Franchise Die-light Reel

Since we've already paid respects to one of the mightiest Gods of Slasherdom, A Nightmare On Elm Street's Freddy Krueger, Remy and I thought it fit to run down the Die-light reel for another heavyweight slasher champion - Jason Voorhees. Actually, let me rephrase that - The Voorhees family. While most of the kills Remy and I selected for our Friday The 13th Die-light reel do included the hockey mask wearing villain, Mama Voorhees does sneak a kill in of her own. Sure, Jason may not be as creative as Freddy, essentially keeping to sharp objects that can be found around a camp setting, but the deaths he causes are still bloody brutal.

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Honorable Mentions:

Hot Sauna Stones (Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan): Ever have your relaxing sauna experience ruined by someone plunging the sauna stones into your abdomen? One of Jason’s victims has, and it looks none too pleasant.

Eye-Popping Head Explosion (Friday The 13th Part III): How can you not love this Looney Tunes like head explosion as Jason crushes his victim’s skull, forcing one eye to rocket out towards the screen?

Split In Half During Sex (Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday): OK, dying during sex is brutal, but being literally split in half while straddling your partner has to be the absolute worse. You’re naked and dead, your partner is petrified and doomed, and he subsequently has just become a necrophiliac. Doesn’t get much worse.

And we can’t forget…

Without Pamela Voorhees’ head being chopped off at the end of Friday the 13th, who knows how long it would have taken for Jason to become the unstoppable killing machine he is today. Who knows, this franchise might have been a lot different if Jason’s mother were around to groom his character, becoming a deadly mother/son teaming…

Don’t worry, Remy and I already know you can’t make a list like this without ruffling some feathers. What are some of your favorite Friday The 13th deaths?

*A special thanks to Remy for stepping in to guest write! Feel free to follow either of us on Twitter for even more insanity and updates:

Matt Donato

Remy Carreiro

Like what you read? Check out last week’s article where Remy and I name ten celebrities we’d love to ride the rapture out with!


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