Nato – Sienna Guillory: Resident Evil: Apocalypse
I know I picked Jill Valentine last post for my all-star zombie apocalypse team, but Sienna Guillory in costume as our sexy S.T.A.R.S agent tipped the horror babe scale into dangerously smokin’ territory. She kicks ass, takes names, and looks damn good doing it. Milla Jovovich as the steamy assassin Alice is one thing, but then throwing in Guillory’s Valentine in Resident Evil: Apocalypse? Absolute awesomeness overload. Many people may complain about the Resident Evil franchise and how Paul W.S. Anderson fails time and time again to create enjoyable cinema, but if there’s one thing he does do right, it’s load the screen with gorgeous zombie killing women, Guillory being the tops. As long as Anderson keeps delivering the babes, you bet you’re ass I’ll be funding his mindless films year after year.
Remy – Angela Bettis: May
Okay, I may lose some people here, and that is okay with me. Angela Bettis may not be what people consider “beautiful”, but to me, she plays helpless and wounded so well, it’s hard not to get caught up in the siren-call of her acting. If you have not seen May, you have missed out on one of the greatest performances from a female in a horror film, hands down. And though she is INCREDIBLY wounded, and incredibly messed up in this film, there is still something I find so utterly intriguing about her. I watch the film, and find myself wishing I could scoop her up and cradle her like a small child in my arms, reminding her that everything is going to be okay. I mean, it’s not, but we lie to those we care for most, right?
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