Salt Review

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Who is Salt? I wish I could tell you, in fact I wish I knew. It is a question that the marketing execs behind the film have taunted me with for months. Even after seeing the film, I’m still not sure I can answer it. Overly concerned with creating the next Greengrass/Damon team with his star Jolie, director Phillip Noyce forgets to tell us just who Salt really is.

Despite what the trailer may have you beleive, Salt is a silly film and at times it is just downright absurd. The entire cast takes the film way too seriously and with a script filled with more twists and turns than a maze, the movie starts to get lost in its own mess. By the time we see Jolie dressed up as a man, we know director Phillip Noyce has truly lost his marbles.

The film starts off interestingly enough, it opens with a flashback of Evelyn Salt, a CIA agent, being held captive in North Korea. A couple torture scenes ensue and she is eventually given back to the US in exchange for a Korean prisoner. Jump forward to the present day. Salt is still working at the CIA. As the day is coming to a close, she receives word that a Russian defector has entered the building and he wants to talk. Apparently he has secrets that will help the CIA out and Salt is called in to see what he wants in return for his information.

Now here’s where things get interesting. Salt meets with the Russian defector Orlov and he tells her something shocking. He says “My name is Vassily Orlov. Today, a Russian agent will travel to New York city to kill the President. The name of the agent is Evelyn Salt.” Of course this catches our heroine’s attention and she perks up and says “My name is Evelyn Salt” with which Orlov replies “Then you are a Russian spy.”

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It’s an intriguing enough premise and one that will no doubt capture your attention. Prompted by the heinous accusation, Salt is forced to go on the run to try to clear her name. In a redundant manner, the first half of the film plays out like one long Bourne-esque chase scene. Somehow Salt manages to always stay one step ahead of the CIA agents chasing her.

In an all too familiar fashion we see Salt performing some nifty stunts and managing impossible getaways. After the third of fourth impossible to believe move that Salt pulls off, it starts to get boring. The chase that ensues goes on for far too long and by the time she actually does get away from the agents, the film is already in its second half.

One problem that I had with the film, especially the first half, is that while the stunts are nicely done, I just can’t buy into Angelina Jolie’s role. Here we have this fairly small and skinny woman who is out running and out muscling these big, strong CIA agents. It just doesn’t seem realistic that she’d be able to take down multiple enemies and come out completely unscathed. Salt is given that super human persona that Jason Bourne was given in the Bourne films. Due to this, we never really feel like she’s in any true peril. No matter what the stakes are we know she’ll come out ok.

Some of the action scenes are also a bit far fetched. One scene in particular that has Salt climbing down an elevator shaft is not only unrealistic but it also showcases some pretty poor CG effects.  Another scene that has her jumping across car roofs, on a highway, going full speed, may be fun to watch but it is totally far fetched. It’s going to take more than a suspension of disbelief to get through some of the action scenes here.

Luckily things do pick up in the second half and as CIA agents Peabody and Winter (played by Chiwetel Ejiofor and Liev Schreiber) start to catch up with Salt, we do start to get some answers. As the pieces of the puzzle come together the film looks like it’s going to take a turn for the better. During the second half we get to see some badass action scenes, where Jolie kicks some serious ass. They’re entertaining and fun to watch despite their preposterous nature. The second act is easily the strongest but it doesn’t last for long.

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With haphazard direction, Noyce forms a third act where everything seems to fall apart. Working off a Kurt Wimmer (Law Abiding Citizen) script, the film collapses under its over ambitious drive to shock us. Plot twist after plot twist is revealed and nothing really seems to add up anymore. The film overdoes it and manages to provide nothing more than a handful of asinine plot twists that will leave you scratching your head. If that wasn’t bad enough, the film continues to lead us brashly towards an ending that ultimately amounts to nothing. Nothing is resolved and the film ends on a cliffhanger, clearly making way for a sequel.

One main issue with the film is that it never really tells you who Salt is. To make matters worse, after all the plot twists at the end, you’re left even more confused as to who she is and what her motives are. The film uses flashbacks as it attempts to give us more backstory on the character. The problem is, the scenes that do serve to further develop Salt as a character are perfunctory and nothing more than a futile effort to build an emotional connection. We are never really told why we should root for Salt and it seems like the filmmakers want us to root more for Angelina Jolie than the actual character of Evelyn Salt.

The performances themselves weren’t bad and all the leads were pretty strong. They all take their roles seriously and give a great effort. Ejiofor and Schreiber have somewhat underwritten roles but still manage to rev up the intensity, even if it is due to overacting. Jolie has some great scenes also, one scene in particular which takes place on a boat is pretty badass and it shows off the Jolie that we remember from her days as an action star.

In the end, Salt amounts to nothing more than a popcorn film and a mediocre one at best. It really doesn’t offer anything new and the thrills that are here are few and far between. It may hold your attention for its 1 hour and 40 minute runtime, but by the end you’ll be fed up with its shenanigans and disappointed by its far too open ending.

Salt was released on July 23rd 2010

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  • BigGunz

    "Here we have this small and skinny woman who is out running and out muscling these big buff CIA agents. It seems pretty unrealistic."Are you serious? Dude, Angelina is like the most badass ass-kicking chick in history. even you used the words "badass" and "kick" and "ass" like a gagillion times. Way to contradict yourself.

  • Matt

    Yes she does have some badass scenes in the movie, it doesn't mean that they are at all realistic.

  • BigGunz

    Since when are action scenes ever realistic??? I don't think you should be going into a summer action blockbuster expecting cinema verite dude. Also I'd totally bet Angelina could kick my ass, she might be skinny but shes tough (and hoooot!!!!) as hell.

  • Matt

    Obviously not all actions scenes are realitsic. I'm just saying that a few of the scenes like the elevator shaft one are a bit far fetched and they just look hokey. Also realistically, the way Angelina looks in this film, it doesn't look like she can perform the actions that the film has her performing. She's pretty skinny in the movie and it was just hard to buy.I'm not saying the scenes were particularly bad or anything, some of them are entertaining, they just weren't realistic. There's a few scenes that have Jolie taking out multiple enemies and she's given that sort of inhuman persona that Bourne was given in the Bourne films. You never really feel like she's in any real peril because you know she will come out completely unharmed

  • Holygrail

    wait but Bourne was believable because he's a fit GUY and Jolie is not believable because she's a fit GIRL?I get that she's skinny, but that doesn't mean she's not strong.

  • Matt

    Bourne was a bit more realistic just because he looked big and he looked like he could fight and what not. That being said, there was still a lot of stuff in the Bourne films that was unrealistic, I'm not saying it was all realistic. And it's not so much that Jolie didn't look strong, but just some of the scenes that she did were a bit far fetched. Like one scene where she was jumping from across car tops on a highway. She jumps across these vehicles while on a highway going at full speed. Another scene has her jumping out of a subway car while it's going full speed. Once she hits the ground she is literally back up and running within a second. Like she seems too invincibleA lot of the plot points were unrealistic also but to say anything about them would spoil the film.

  • BigGunz

    I think you kind of miss the point. Action movies aren't about gritty realism. The whole idea of going to see Salt is going to see Angelina kick ass.

  • Matt

    yes I get that. And some of the scenes were fun and entertaining, but too much of it was just too ridiculous and it hurt the film. Also the complete mess of an ending didn't help either. Have you seen the film?

  • Kryptonite

    ooh nice use of cinema veriteprops to you.and to whoever wrote this article, the <a href="http://www.thesaurus.com” target=”_blank”>www.thesaurus.com doesn't always give you the best synonyms…JOLIE IS KICK ASS

  • BigGunz

    No man, but it's in my weekend plan. So stoked.

  • Matt

    personally I'd reccommend seeing Inception but to each his own lol, lemme know how you like Salt

  • BigGunz

    Already saw it. But honestly, as sick as it was, it was still kind of clumsy. By the way, are you at comic con??

  • Matt

    Clumsy? Can't say I agree with you on that one lol I've seen it twice and would glady see it a third timeAnd nope I'm not, why?

  • BigGunz

    Clumsy dialogue. I'd say 50% of it was just explaining shit and the other 50% was all clicheed. And because Scott Pilgrim premiered yesterday!! Dude that movie's gonna be siiiick.

  • Matt

    Can't say I agree with your comments on Inception lol, it's one of my favorite filmsAnd ye I know, it looks really good, hopefully I'll be able to put up a review on it

  • JollyResQ

    Okay Listen, I just watched the DVD and its not bad, I HATED the ending. Although some of you are griping about the action sequences. Just because SALT is a girl does not mean she cant take on multiple enemies. You also must realize that in the plot she has been trained HER ENTIRE LIFE to do that kinda stuff. If you payed close enough attention, or were able to pause the movie when the guy downloaded Salts history, there were some pretty heavy duty training programs that she went through such as hand to hand/close quarters combat/edged weapons etc etc…remember our own military and various Special Forces/Special Operation Forces around the globe are trained specifically to take on multiple targets in hand to hand combat. Bear in mind in places like Russia/Sweden etc. FEMALES are allowed special forces roles and they learn the exact same way the guys do….would you think this girl could kick your ass walking down the street? Well guess again, cause shes in SPETSNAZ http://www.ezzal.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/SPETSNAZ-ARE-RUSSIAN-FEMALE-SPECIAL-FORCES.jpg

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rae-Clark/100002137142512 Rae Clark

    Realistic or not Angelina Jolie is entertaining in her new role as double agent…Evelyn Salt. The action choreography was limited, but the costuming was usual designer fare for the character. I am actually working on my blog, searching the net for news on art, and watching SALT online all at the same time with my DISHONLINE.COM access. This is available to everyone with their subscription to DISH Network. For more information on how your  subscription stacks up to DISH Network travel over to BestTVforMe.com.

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