It’s The Battle Of Clean Vs. Cluttered In Dustforce Multiplayer

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(Read the following as said by a boxing announcer. Just do it!)

Ladies and gentlemen we welcome you to tonight’s main event. The following is a 1-on-1 multiplayer match for Dustforce supremacy!

In the blue corner, from Omaha, Nebraska, weighing in at 120 pounds, he’s the lean, mean, cleaning machine: The Janitor!

And in the red corner, hailing from that tree that’s been clinging to it’s leaves all winter just outside your bedroom window, weighing in at three-and-a-half yard waste bags, the evil Leaf Man!

The following contest is a King of the Hill style match. Each competitor must stay within the same area as the shiny orb for a pre-determined amount of time to earn a point. The first to five points is declared the winner!

Ladies and gentlemen, let’s get ready to VACUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

Being an awesome announcer aside, Dustforce is out next week. We’ll have a full review available here on Tuesday, January 17, the same day the game is released.

What say you, gamers? Think I have a future in sports announcing?

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