Pepper Jack
Back in Mac Is A Serial Killer, Dee goes outside wearing a skimpy outfit, hoping to get tracked down and sliced by whoever the killer is so Dennis can catch him. That plan never works out, but Dee’s outfit is enough for her to get noticed by Pepper Jack, a Philadelphia Pimp who tells her she could become his best ho. When Dee and Dennis resist, Pepper Jack threatens to cut someone unless he gets money for his ho.
We know Pepper Jack loves Fraggle Rock and he only allows his… uh… women, to speak when they’re spoken to, but we really never learn much else about this sophisticated gentleman, and he seems like the sort of character who would have a rich story the show could delve into.
It’s surprising that the Gang hasn’t run into more pimps with the way the run their depraved lifestyle. It wouldn’t be a stretch at all to imagine Pepper Jack reappearing on the show. There could be an episode where Pepper Jack and Cricket get involved with each other, two men of the street scheming some way to get rich before the Gang disrupts everything. Or he could be involved with Frank’s friends from under the bridge. There are endless possibilities on this one. Plus, it’s always good to have a character who exclusively refers to himself in the third person.
Those are my picks for 5 minor characters I’d love to see in season 9 of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, but I’m sure you all have picks too, so head on down to the comments section and post your choices.
