32. Blah-Blah
Blah-Blah, the woman who fluctuated more on the hot-crazy scale than Vicky Mendoza herself, is easily one of the worst women Ted has dated. She was way attractive but so insecure that she wouldn’t admit they met online. How horrible was Blah-Blah? She was so bad that Ted didn’t even remember her name. The only thing that keeps her from being last is she obviously whispered something awesome to shoot so far above the Mendoza diagonal.
31. Lizbeth
Most of the girls Barney set Ted up with in Good Crazy were pretty horrible, but Lizbeth was definitely the worst of the bunch. There really isn’t much to be said about her except the idea of Ted with a dark, emo girl is totally ridiculous. It wouldn’t ever happen. Pass.
30. Ashlee
Ashlee is a girl that Ted spends a night with while seeing if bad things can actually work out for the better, and for a bit of the night, they do. However, Ashlee sucks if only for the fact that she was married and still made out with Ted. She also was willing to get with Ted when he was making a total ass of himself. This doesn’t even count as a date, but he did spend a whole St. Patrick’s day with her, so she’s worthy of inclusion on this list, if nothing else but for how horrible she was.
29. Cathy
Everyone has their perks, and Cathy seemed nice enough, but good god, I don’t know how Ted didn’t realize the insane amount that this girl talked. She didn’t even talk about anything of significance either. It was on and on and on and on about nothing. I mean, she talked so much that Ted was able to shatter the glass of a deaf guy when he pointed it out. A deaf guy. Other than the incessant chatter, there really wasn’t anything too wrong with Cathy, but wow, I couldn’t have sat through five minutes of that.
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