You can hate Donald Trump all you want (believe me, I do), but the guy is undeniably funny. He’s often unintentionally amusing with his insane word salad speeches, but back in the day, long before that escalator ride, he was genuinely funny on Twitter.
Trump being funny doesn’t subtract from his all-around maliciousness, egotism, and the way he’s tearing apart the Constitution. But all that still doesn’t mean he can’t tell a good joke on occasion. All that said, perhaps yesterday’s National Prayer Breakfast may not have been the best place to start cracking wise about overly enthusiastic Christians.
Midway through a typically self-centered and meandering speech that had nothing to do with the teachings of Jesus Christ, Trump suddenly mused on House Speaker Mike Johnson:
Trump: "Mike Johnson is a very religious person. He does not hide it. He'll say to me sometimes at lunch, 'Sir, may we pray.' I'll say, 'Excuse me? We're having lunch.'" pic.twitter.com/f23mu5Ahmt
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 5, 2026
“You know Mike Johnson’s a very religious person. He does not hide it. He’ll say to me sometimes at lunch, ‘Sir, may we pray.’ I’ll say, ‘Excuse me? We’re having lunch!'”
The audience, who were clapping just moments before, suddenly went quiet. Maybe, just maybe, cracking jokes about how annoying you find their faith isn’t the best route to entertain Evangelicals.
And the crowd goes silent!
At this point, you can see Trump thinking to himself, “oof, tough crowd” before trying to walk things back a bit:
“Uh, it’s okay with me. But uhhh, he’s a very religious person and he is popular and uh he’s doing an unbelievable job… so. I think God is watching over you… God is watching over him! I don’t know about me! So I hang around with him because I feel I’m protected a little bit.”
Naturally, the most amusing joke in this whole affair is the continued embracing of Donald Trump by Evangelical Christians. That they would put into power a man who violates each of the seven deadly sins every day, and has probably broken most of the Ten Commandments, and who clearly and patently doesn’t believe in God, is a really dark irony.
Well, maybe saying he doesn’t believe in God is going too far. Trump, deep down, believes he is God, the center of the universe, and the fulcrum around which reality bends. As far as he’s concerned, reality will wink out of his existence after he breathes his final breath. The only problem is that it won’t, and we’ll be left picking up in the pieces in the shattered world he’s left behind.
Published: Feb 6, 2026 04:45 am