‘I actually feel sick’: Images emerge of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and toddler playing with ‘breast-shaped ball’

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is now the first member of the royal family to be arrested since King Charles I in 1647. If you’re a student of history, you may already know how that one played out. If not, I’ll give you a clue: *Whack! Bounce bounce bounce gush gush gush*.

Beheading isn’t on the menu in 2026 but, at this point, Andrew may well be wondering whether a quick end would be better than years of having his disgusting life pored over by the cops and public.

And, as always seems to be the case with Epstein associates, there’s always more and it’s always worse. Case in point, TMZ has unearthed some images from 2011 showing Andrew playing with a young boy. At first glance, these could simply be cute family images. Then… you realize what they’re playing with:

🚨FORMER PRINCE ANDREW
HAVING A HOOT WITH A HOOTER BALL!!!

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor — formerly known as Prince Andrew — turned fun bags into kicks for kids in some very un-princely photos obtained by TMZ. These pics of Andrew, taken back in 2011, show the then-Duke of York… pic.twitter.com/kOpCBxCIS4

— SANTINO (@TheRealSantino) February 20, 2026

Yup, for some demented and evil reason, Andrew is playing with what appears to be a silicone breast, complete with nipple. The best-case scenario (and “best case” doesn’t mean much here) is that he simply thought it would be funny to see a kid innocently playing with a breast. The worst-case scenario? Well, knowing all we do about him, do you really need me to paint you a picture?

Who is this kid?!

In addition, we have absolutely no idea who this boy is. His daughters were 23 and 21 at the time and didn’t have any children, so it’s not a child directly connected to his family. In addition, while we doubt William and Kate would let their children hang out with their creepy uncle, they didn’t have children in 2011, so it’s a moot point.

All we can take away from this is that Andrew is an extremely disturbed man who’s comfortable with children being around sexualized objects. Hopefully, we can get some context on these images but whatever the case, with the royal family clearly ready to throw Andrew to the wolves, expect yet more horrifying revelations about him to appear.

And hey, maybe we’ll get some answers about that murdered Latvian 17-year-old girl discovered on the royal estate at Sandringham in 2012, whose death remains a complete mystery? Because, uh, that’s kinda weird, right?