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Iran goes full Wile E. Coyote, gets Israel to waste $1 million missiles on paintings of helicopters

Iran subcontracting defense from Acme Corp.

You might not think it from the near-constant footage of bombs raining onto Tehran, but the United States and Israel do not have an unlimited supply of missiles. Each missile is a complex piece of equipment requiring specialized manufacturing facilities that can’t be scaled up overnight, and each comes with a hefty price tag of around $1 million.

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All of which means that every single missile that doesn’t land where it should is a gain for Iran and a loss for Israel and the United States. And so Iran is breaking out the Acme catalogue and pulling a Wile E. Coyote.

Here’s how. Yesterday, the IDF published a video that they claim shows the destruction of an Iranian helicopter.

But, if you look closely, you’ll see the ‘rotors’ do not move at all after the blast. That’s because this isn’t a helicopter after all. It’s a realistic painting of a helicopter on the ground, designed to fool attackers into wasting precious munitions on nothing.

But this isn’t the only cunning trick Iran is currently pulling. US Central Command is crowing that they’re destroying Iran’s “killer drones”. Or are they? These ‘drones’ are suspiciously conspicuous and are being left sitting in isolated areas in full view. Or, are they models made of fiberglass intended to waste yet more missiles?

Looney Tunes meets modern warfare

It should be underlined that luring your enemy to attack a fake target is nothing new. During World War II, the British Royal Engineers constructed inflatable “dummy tanks”, deploying them on the front lines to attract harmless mortar and artillery fire. More recently, during the Kosovo War, the Serbs placed inflatable tanks intended to draw fire from NATO troops.

I’m not going to hand it to the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps for their cunning and smarts. After all, nobody roots for Wile E. Coyote. But, even so, I can’t deny that this is a pretty amusing way to fool your enemy.


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