And now, in a twist that everyone and their mother saw coming, Operation Epic Fury has turned into Operation Epic Grifting, with Donald Trump‘s administration desperately struggling to offset the closure of the Strait of Hormuz by any means necessary… even easing the sanctions on the country we’re currently at war with.
On Friday, the Treasury Department issued a 30-day sanctions waiver allowing the purchase of Iranian crude already loaded onto vessels at sea. You know, the approximately 140 million barrels that Iran couldn’t sell because of sanctions imposed by the U.S. as part of Trump’s “maximum pressure” campaign.
The sanctions, you’ll recall, that kickstarted this whole conflict in the first place, compelling the Iranian government to seek Uranium enrichment of up to 60% to pressure the U.S. to come back to the negotiating table. Trump, with his legendary dealmaking prowess, decided to attack Iran in the middle of negotiations, and now as a result of the Middle Eastern country hitting back and threatening global oil supplies, the president has decided to waiver those sanctions.
Yes, it all happened in that exact order. No, the administration doesn’t know what it’s doing. Yes, somewhere in a dark room, Putin and Xi Jinping are barely keeping it together.
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, who apparently had to say something with a straight face, framed it as “using the Iranian barrels against Tehran.” Mohammad-Bagher Ghalibaf, the Speaker of the Parliament, chimed in with his own opinion: “Lifting sanctions on Iranian oil currently stranded at sea? Sorry—we’re sold out.”
To be fair, the White House only arrived at this option after exhausting every other option. Trump had already released 172 million barrels from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, and even eased the sanctions on Russia’s oil, to control the market.
In fact, CNN analyst and Axios correspondent Barak Ravid reports that Iran could get around $14 billion in oil revenue out of this concession.
Essentially every cabinet member, Pentagon executive, and political expert could’ve warned Trump — and did, in some cases — that this is exactly what would happen if he attacked Iran.
The war was supposed to be a quick and decisive demonstration of American dominance. Instead, it has devolved into a mess that’s setting fire to more than seven countries in the region.
Say what you will about Barack Obama, and Trump did repeatedly by mocking his administration for handing Iran pallets of cash as part of the 2015 nuclear deal, but the man at least didn’t give Iran a customer base.
What’s worse is that the price hike, unlike what Trump suggests, isn’t something temporary, per Axios‘ analysis. Even if the war stopped now, the damage to energy infrastructure and production capacity means pricess will fall far slower than they rose.
Good job, Mr. President. You may have just given Iran the most expensive get-out-of-jail-free card, funded by American consumers at the pump.
Published: Mar 22, 2026 08:40 am