Heh heh heh, whoa man. Pass me that fat ass blunt and buy me a ticket to Long Shot, because, shit duderooski, I gotta support my fellow stoner, brah. Hell yeah, man, Seth Rogen totally, like, likes to blaze it, dude. Not just, like, in Pineapple Express either, Cheech. Like, in real life, duderoonie! Whoaaa!
Alright, it could’ve been assumed that on-the-record marijuana enthusiast Seth Rogen enjoyed a bit of doobage now and then, but in his recent sit down with Stephen Colbert, the actor confirmed the long standing rumor. After gushing about co-star Charlize Theron’s well-documented acting ability, the conversation moved towards Rogen’s proclivity for the partially legalized recreational activity.
Yeah, I smoke weed all day, every day of my life. For the last twenty years, exclusively [I’ve worked high]…I do actually enjoy weed in my personal life and on film…there is a 100% chance [that I am high on film].
I think the funniest thing about this interview is that, immediately after saying that he’s high on film all the time, Colbert brings up a picture of the disturbingly lifelike Pumba that Seth’s going to be voicing this summer in our Disney overlord’s remake of The Lion King. Does this mean the Mouse House is okay with drugs? What else are they gonna push on our youth, Tomorrowland? No. That’s one step too far, and I won’t stand for it.
For what it’s worth, I bet getting cheeched outta your chong with Seth Rogen would be a grand old time. Not that I do that stuff – oh lord no. He could regale you with tales from the set of Freaks and Geeks, he could crack wise about the current state of Hollywood comedy, or perhaps you could just listen to his laugh on a loop for hours until it warms your soul.
I wonder how high he was during Long Shot; guess we’ll have to go see it to find out.
Published: May 1, 2019 05:48 pm