Another day, another attack against movie-review-mecca Rotten Tomatoes. “The death of cinema and film criticism,” some say. Those who believe such doomsday speak view the website as judge, jury and executioner; one that keeps audiences at home when movies fail the Tomatometer test. But is this solely the fault of Rotten Tomatoes? Do these angry congregations have a right to be seeing red? Is Rotten Tomatoes still a certified-fresh hub for critical discourse? “No,” “yes” and “it can be” - but first, a brief introduction.