Fresh on the heels of the grand jury confirming Donald Trump’s indictment yesterday evening, the ever-puzzling internet has taken the controversy to great lengths by eagerly encouraging folks to google a particular Trump-esque phrase that is surely a concept made of nightmares. And while it’s hard to imagine that anything could top the former President of the United States potentially taking a mugshot, the internet is happily pulling out punches in the wake of the enthralling news.
The Google phrase in question would be “Donald Trump Rule 34,” which is based on the fact that the 45th President was seemingly indicted on 34 counts in the “hush money” case with adult film star Stormy Daniels. On one hand, Daniels has been making a big splash all over Twitter, all while the rest of the platform has encouraged folks to search the aforementioned phrase above.
For those of you that aren’t already aware, Rule 34 is a popular internet meme that alludes to the fact that if something exists, there is certainly bound to be porn of it. So, yes, in simpler terms — internet trolls are trying to make people google porn about Donald Trump. And to follow in the meme path — just let that sink in for a second.
The revelation of this trending topic is undoubtedly a sight for sore eyes, but we should all be thanking our lucky stars that Daniels has yet to disclose further information in regards to Trump’s “three-inch” cocktail weenie. But with the wheels of the indictment turning, maybe we should never say never.
