National treasure Patti LuPone goes off on maskless audience member

Patti Lupone
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“I pay your salary!” It’s the rallying cry of every member of the public who wants to give themselves permission to be terrible. It’s been heard by waiters, librarians, and cops by adult babies who don’t think they should have to follow the rules everybody else lives by.

But Broadway legend Patti LuPone was having none of it. At a Q&A following a performance of Stephen Sondheim’s Company, in which she currently stars, a member of the audience sitting in the front row refused to wear a mask. That’s despite the Broadway League’s strict mandate for all audience members that is in place through at least May 31.

And Ms. LuPone did not back down when the unnamed Karen refused, saying, “If you don’t want to follow the rule, get the fuck out!” Another audience member with a worse seat posted a video of the altercation to Twitter:

A Variety article about the incident points out that this is not the first time LuPone saddled up and enforced the rules of the theatre when the staff couldn’t or wouldn’t. In 2009, while starring in Gypsy, she interrupted her showstopping finale to demand an audience member taking pictures be removed from the theater.

And in 2015, while starring in Show Days, she grabbed a phone from the hands of an audience member texting during the show.

You do not want to get on LuPone’s bad side. This is the woman who sued Andrew Lloyd Webber and used her $1 million check to construct the Andrew Lloyd Webber Memorial Pool in her backyard.

LuPone just received the eighth nomination of her career for her turn in Company, and hopefully, that will lead to the maskless audience member giving her a nice raise.

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Liam McEneaney

Liam McEneaney

A professional comedian since the age of 19, Liam has been writing, editing, and performing for various TV shows and websites his entire adult life. He produced and starred in 'Tell Your Friends! The Concert Film!' which premiered at the 2011 SXSW Film Festival. Liam is currently attending the prestigious University of Southern California School of Cinematic Arts.