‘You’ll hold out for a while’: Silicon Valley now pushing to implant chip in your brain, knows you’ll give in eventually

You might grudgingly be lining up to let Google or Apple implant a chip in your brain sooner than you think. Silicon Valley billionaires are eager to break down the boundaries between human and machine, and are confident you’ll let them inside your skull sooner or later.

A report in Politico details a TED talk in Vancouver last month, where AI CEO D. Scott Phoenix laid out a vision of a world in which the chipped enjoy so many advantages of the unchipped that you’ll be forced to comply.

Phoenix explained:

“Someone you work with will get it first. And you’ll hold out for a while, the way you did with the smartphone. But eventually, you won’t. The advantages of integration will be hard to compete with. … We’re on the cusp of the next major transition, the merger of humans and AI.”

Let’s leave aside the technical aspects for a moment and theorize what these “advantages” might be. Right now, the information your mind has access to is limited to whatever you’ve memorized or learned, with smartphones an external crutch filling in the blanks. Need to know the capital city of Zimbabwe? Quickly tap that into your phone, and bingo, you have your answer.

But with a brain-computer interface screwed into your frontal lobe, you may just have to think “capital of Zimbabwe”, the chip performs an AI-powered internet search, and “Harare” leaps to the front of your mind. It might even feel as if you knew the answer all along!

It’s easy to see how tech like this would give those with it a huge advantage in employment (also game shows), but as you might be suspecting, there’s a catch.

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Silicon Valley’s business model isn’t based around one-off sales to individuals of devices that are built to last. For example, smartphone manufacturers’ business models are built around planned obsolescence and customers replacing their devices semi-regularly.

They don’t want to sell you one chip in your brain, they want to keep you on the hook for the rest of your life with a series of ever-more-functional chips, forcing you to pay them to maintain the same level of intelligence as those around you. You will be manacled to them financially: pay up or get dumber.

But the Politico article points out that the real prize for tech giants might be “brain data”. Right now, they make money from analyzing your online habits, but soon they might capitalize on being able to know your innermost thoughts, perhaps even before you’re consciously aware of them yourself! As UNESCO Director-General Audrey Azoulay explained:

“If data is the oil of the 21st century then ‘brain’ data is the crude oil. We need to guard it more jealously.”

Tech giants hold enormous sway over world governments and are constantly exploring new avenues for endless growth. Right now, there are indications that the AI bubble may be about to pop, meaning they’ll need to figure out a new way to bolster their profit margins. Their answer may be to crack open your skull and feast on the goo inside. And if you resist? Enjoy unemployment in the permanent mental underclass.