5) Love Death (2005-Present) (PC)
There are five Love Death games, all of which reach new levels of weirdness on their own terms: Love Death 4 is just about the most bizarre game ever invented, though, one that manages to be both creepy, perverted and, um, strangely innovative. Not sure what we’re talking about? This game has freakin’ penis detection. Before we get to that, though, let’s explain what the aim of the Love Death series is. Oh, well, it’s… uh…
In basic terms, the game has you wandering around Japan, slapping anime girls about and sort of forcing their clothes off, layer by layer. Players can use a built-in camera to detect their penis when doing such things in Love Death 4, which will allows them to interact with the game in ways we’re not comfortable writing about.
Basically, you play a pervert, and you do perverty things whilst being a pervert. The game presumably gets its title from the act of falling for the girls and then proceeding to beat them with a baseball bat, though you can always get them on your side again by buying them nice things. Teatime, the company who make these games, also have a game series based around stalking a pretty teenager: Virtual Stalker.
Hey, at least it doesn’t have death in the title.