Saints Row IV Achievements Appear Online

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Saints Row IV may not be scheduled to hit store shelves and digital distribution until August 20th, but that hasn’t stopped what appears to be a legit set of Achievements from making its way onto the web – and we’ve got the list right here.

As always, this list contains some spoilers regarding the game’s plot, so those who would like to be completely surprised by whatever crazy turns Saints Row IV takes might want to hold off on reading them.

If you don’t care about spoilers though, take a look below and check out the achievements.

Zero Saints Thirty
Completed ‘Zero Saints Thirty’ and won the adulation of America.

Completed ‘The Saints Wing’ and fought the alien invasion as Commander-In-Chief.

There Is No Pancakes
Completed ‘A Pleasant Day’ and ruined your first virtual prison.

Arrived in the Main Simulation and got some Super Powers.

Don’t Panic
Completed ‘The Real World’ and escaped the simulation. Now what?

Ghost in the Machine
Completed ‘Power Up CID’ and hacked your own CID.

Didn’t Need to See Him Naked
Completed ‘Matt’s Back’ and rescued Matt in the real world.

Blast from the Past
Completed ‘A Game of Clones’ and defeated shades of the past.

About Time!
Completed ‘Welcome Back’ and got the gang back together at last.

Completed ‘All Hands On Deck’, as if you needed another reason to want to perforate Zinyak.

Poodle Skirt
Completed ‘Hello Teacup’ and saved Kinzie from a fate worse than death.

Completed ‘Batteries Not Included’. Now you’re ready to bring down the Simulation.

Completed ‘Grand Finale’ and ruled the universe with terrible majesty.

Saints & Sensibility
Completed ‘Grand Finale’ with the full help of your homies.

Half Way Home
Completed half of all open world gameplay, let’s finish the fight.

How It Should Be
Completed all open world gameplay, Simulated Steelport is yours!

The Full Kinzie
Completed Kinzie’s Quests, Loyalty Mission and Romance.

Paranormal Bromance
Completed Matt’s Quests, Loyalty Mission and Romance.

The Face of the Saints
Completed Pierce’s Quests, Loyalty Mission and Romance.

The Two Shaundis
Completed Shaundi’s Quests, Loyalty Mission and Romance.

Machine Man
Completed CID’s Quests and Romance.

On Her Saint’s Secret Service
Completed Asha’s Quests, Loyalty Mission and Romance.

Benjamin [CENSORED] King
Completed Ben’s Quests, Loyalty Mission and Romance.

Completed Keith David’s Quests.

Bouncin’ with an Old Friend
Completed Gat’s Quests, Loyalty Mission and Romance.

And I Ran…
Super Sprinted for 250,000 meters.

Don’t Look Down
Airborne during Super Jumps for a combined 10 minutes of gameplay.

Chill Out
Froze and Shatter Killed 100 Aliens with the Freeze Blast Super Power.

Pounding the Pavement
Killed 150 Aliens with the Stomp Super Power.

Here! Catch!
Killed 100 Aliens with the Telekinesis Super Power.

Bringin’ the Heat
Killed 100 Aliens using the Fire Buff Super Power.

Fist Meet Ground
Killed 100 Aliens with the Death From Above Super Power.

Experimental Tech
Killed 25 enemies with each of the best toys.

Maximum Stopping Power
Completely upgraded one of your weapons. They can’t repel firepower of this magnitude!

Where’s My Cape?
Purchased all Super Power upgrades. Super Excellent!

I Am Become Death
Killed 1000 Aliens with any combination of Super Powers.

The Challenge King
Completed all Challenges.

The Whole Story
Found all Audio Logs.

Better This Way
Customized the style of all the weapons on your radial and hit the Simulation with style.

Back in the Day
Spent some quality time with your homies from back in the day.

Switch Hitter
You were an equal-opportunity offender.

First of Many
Bought your first Upgrade, now you have the action Kung Fu grip!

Zoo Keeper
Killed 25 Wardens. The inmates are running wild.

You Chose… Poorly
Surrendered to the Simulation in the end.

Ooo A Piece of Candy!
Found 100 Data Clusters in virtual Steelport. There are so many more…

A Real Cluster….
Found 100% of all Data Clusters.

Customised the elements of all four superpowers. Now you’re playing with powers!

Epic Jump Quest
Completed the epic jump quest between the tops of the Three Count and the Nuke Plant. Amazing!

Fourth and Forty
Played Saints Row IV for 40+ hours. Pour one out for your homies!

Created and shared a character online, you’re a part of the Saints Row community now!