9) Wait, Size Really Does Matter! – Ice Age (2002)
The hot issue of whether penis size actually matters pops up once again in children’s movies with the first instalment of the Ice Age franchise (did I really just type that sentence?)
Anyways, when Manny the Mammoth receives some hostility from the tapirs, he retorts, “Hey buddy if my trunk was the size of yours, I wouldn’t draw too much attention to myself”.
Did that mammoth really just make fun of the tapirs small penis-shaped trunks? Pre-historic burn! If only they had all met Frozen’s Anna a few million years later, perhaps Manny’s jibe wouldn’t have cut so deep.
8) A Typically Subtle Robin Williams – Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Watching Mrs. Doubtfire was as integral to a 90’s childhood as VHS and tamagotchis, so it’s somewhat surprising that the director kept a few of Robin Williams’ more filthy improvisations in the final edit of the movie.
One of the more risque moments comes when Mrs. Doubtfire throws a million sexual innuendos Stu’s way, including references to the “Horizontal Mambo”, “Rumpleforeskin” and the “Baloney Bop”. Ew. If the kids ask what “Cunning Linguistics” are, just keep a straight face as you explain. Leave sex education to the school system.
When Stu begins to protest, Mrs. Doubtfire continues her sexual tirade, describing how a power tool in the bedroom could even break sidewalks and how using it causes the lights to dim like a prison movie.
You almost have to applaud whoever had the balls to pass Mrs Doubtfire off as a PG-13. Ah, the 90’s. A simpler time.