Magic Mike XXL

Yes, Channing Tatum will take his clothes off and yes, Magic Mike XXL will make a shameful amount of money because of that. But narratively speaking, it's hard to envision any real reason to revisit the strippers of Xquisite. The trailers for this sequel make it seem like a gimmick more than anything else, and that's doubly unfortunate given that work on it is keeping actors like Tatum, Joe Manganiello, Elizabeth Banks, Amber Heard and Donald Glover from doing projects actually worthy of their talents.