Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

Kevin James is fat and on a Segway! Kevin James is fat and waddling around a shopping mall! Kevin James is fat and tripping over his own feet! We got it and didn't laugh the first time - so why the hell is Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 actually happening? And what does it say about our generation that in the series most similar to Die Hard that's still making lots of money, John McClane is super-sized?