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Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: Horror Hotties We Watch Terrible Movies To See

I think it's funny that just because I am a feminist that seems to imply I can't desire to have sex with women. Apparently the act of being a feminist takes women out of that light, and casts them in some super serious, sexless, gender-less role. That sounds abusive to me, dehumanizing women to pump women up? No, I think quite the opposite.

Nato: Entire Female Cast (Night Of The Demons)

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What do Shannon Elizabeth, Monica Keena, Diora Baird, and Bobbi Sue Luther all have in common? They are all certifiable smokeshows, they all appear in Adam Gierasch’s Night Of The Demons, and they all distracted me for a good hour and a half, making me forget all about the horror travesty I was boobsing…I mean watchboobsing…I mean…boobs.

There’s only one thing Night Of The Demons can be commended for, and that’s assembling such a screen-scorching cast of female party-goers for audiences to feast on. Too bad the remake was a cinematic waste of bombshell potential, soiling the name of Kevin Tenney’s original. Maybe Gierasch got a little too hung up on weird demon sex scenes and terrible dialogue, because after his fiery foursome’s hypnotic trance had ended, I couldn’t believe I actually finished his God-awful film.

But if you think those chicks are sexy human, just wait ’till the turn into demons…Awww Yeahhhh!

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