We’ve Got A Situation Here – The Damned Things
Alright, it’s officially panic time, as your now twenty-five songs deep into the last playlist you’ll probably ever hear, ammo low, fatigue absolutely setting in, the number of dead zombies piling up around you only growing – we’ve certainly got a situation here. It’s a good thing The Damned Things are here to save you with the power of rock!
Scream Aim Fire – Bullet For My Valentine
“Scream, aim, and fire, the death toll grows higher!” Can anyone else say last stand? Time to grip it and rip it, giving those undead bastards your last exertion of energy, mowing down as many demons as you can before it’s lights out. Right now it’s killing time, and the only way out may just be to die.
Electric – Boris
No lyrics, no thinking, it’s just time to grind out time as your battery, playlist, and chances near an end. Boris’ Electric is just that song, an instrumental groove that kicks ass from start to finish, just like you.
Push Push Lady Lightning – Bang Camaro
Powered by nothing but a billion vocalists and straight manpower, Bang Camaro rocks out with their cocks out, shredding the hell out of two guitars while numerous singers punch out the chorus. “Push push, lady lightning! Push, Pushhhhh.” Who the hell knows what that means and really cares, I’m just about getting lost in the riffage while decapitating some zombies.
I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, Your Motorcycle – Austrian Death Machine
A band who dedicates all their songs to the manliest man alive, the Governator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, while absolutely melting faces? Yeah, I’m in. If anything is going to get me amped, it’s a song about the invincible killing machine himself, The Terminator. A good character to visualize while not backing down.
Nothing Left – As I Lay Dying
Not to get morbid, but they call it a last stand for a reason. How long can you actually go without a break as a zombie slayer? Might as well go crazy to some As I Lay Dying, lets just hope you aren’t mimicking the band’s name at this point though.
You Will Remember Tonight – Andrew W.K.
Take me home, Andrew. How are you going to forget your last fight, last gasp of air, last anything? “(You will remember tonight) And after all these years, this is your night!” Couldn’t have said it better myself, you’re damn right you’ll remember tonight, being a life changing event, and possibly your last human memory. Who knows, maybe you’ll make it out by the grace of some divine intervention, but once the apocalypse starts, I highly doubt it will ever stop.
My Hero – Paramore
Here it is, that little battery pack in the top right corner is flashing, all too ironically. I mean, again, not to be a dark son of a bitch right now, but if I go out in a blaze of glory to any song, Paramore’s haunting rendition of the Foo Fighter’s My Hero is it. Maybe going out saving a friend or something like that, making it all the more meaningful. Either way, this song more or less spells the end. Just pray for a quick one, eh? Hope you left that one last bullet, just in case.
Dead Silence – Billy Talent
But if I do make it past Paramore’s My Hero, that’s it. Game over man, game over! “Dead silence, will come to rescue me, when violence, has done this world away. Dead silence, I think we can escape, till death, do us part, in the end! Dead silence, will come to rescue me, when violence, as took this world away, dead silence, no time to be afraid, my love, I will see you again!” See you bitches later, I’m going out listening to my favorite band ever, and on my own terms. Let’s hope it doesn’t come to this if there is a zombie apocalypse, but it doesn’t hurt to be prepared. Rock it out Billy Talent, and let’s finally bring this crazy ride to an end.
Now it’s your turn! Feel free to let Remy and I know how we did with our selections, and let us know the songs that would accompany you in the bitter end!
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