There’s plenty of Star Wars spin-offs out there; some good, some not so good, but one idea that involves Ewoks and drugs has been shot down by Luke Skywalker himself.
If you’ve seen Cocaine Bear then you know where this is going. Mark Hamill shared a fake poster for a spin-off that replaces the iconic bear with a soft and cuddly Ewok. He shared the image with a tweet that read ‘Hard Pass.’
To be honest, I sort of have to agree with Mark here. Despite looking cute and cuddly, Ewoks are actually terrifying when you think about it. These little teddy bears were able to band together and take down the Empire on Endor. Imagine what one of them could do after snorting a bunch of cocaine.
It would still be kind of entertaining to watch. If Hamill’s not interested, maybe Daisy Ridley would be, her supposed return as Rey could just be a two-hour death match between her and an Ewok on cocaine. If it turns out anything like the original Cocaine Bear, then it could be just the kind of shake-up the franchise needs.
Fans jokingly confirmed that they would pay real money to see Cocaine Ewok in theaters.
“Let’s hope @WarwickADavis and his agent are already talking to the studio”
“I would go see it..”
“But I just bought my ticket because I thought you were in it.”
Maybe Mark was too quick to write this one off — it sounds like there’s potential here. The only issue is you’d probably have to call it spice and not cocaine in order to be in keeping with the Star Wars universe
Published: Jul 12, 2023 05:51 am