“Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself” is one of the most popular catchphrases to emerge from the cursed timeline we’re living in, but it turns out even the sex offender’s brother believes he was murdered, and his prime suspect is, uh, currently redecorating the White House.
The release of around 3 million new Epstein files by the Department of Justice has once again dragged America’s collective skeleton closet into the spotlight, with thousands of documents incriminating the elite, from billionaires to politicians and celebrities. People are still combing through the digital haystack that’s every conspiracy theorist’s dream come true, but what’s emerged so far is more than enough to haunt you for the rest of your life.
Among the people most heavily implicated is the 47th POTUS Donald Trump. His name appears more than a 1,000 times in the new documents, and the deeper you dig, the more damning his prospects to avoid scrutiny get. Now, people have found a new tip submitted to the FBI on February 23, 2023, that suggests Mark Epstein accused Trump of authorizing his brother’s murder.
You can read the document on the DOJ website.
“Jeffrey Epstein was murdered in his jail cell,” he wrote. “I have reason to believe he was killed because he was about to name names. I believe President Trump authorized his murder.”
The plot thickens, like the alleged rope around Epstein’s neck
Mark Epstein, 71, claimed the alleged murder took place on August 9, 2019—one day before his brother was found dead in his Manhattan jail cell at the Metropolitan Correctional Center, where he was awaiting trial on sex trafficking charges.
He has been pretty vocal about his suspicions. Dr Michael Baden, a pathologist hired by Mark Epstein who observed the autopsy, previously stated (per Newsweek) that Jeffrey’s injuries, including a broken bone in his neck, were “extremely unusual in suicide hangings” and more consistent with “homicidal strangulation.”
“In the last six years, people have thrown all kinds of names at me—the Clintons, Leon Black, Mossad—all these different potential murderers,” Mark told the Daily Beast. “But who, out of them, would have the ability to have the DOJ cover this up?” His answer, clearly, points toward the individual currently residing in the Oval Office.
On top of all that, we’ve just learned the orange shape on Epstein’s security cam the night he died might have been an inmate, clearly contradicting official statements that he was alone.
So, to summarize, the sitting president has been formally accused by his dead friend’s brother of ordering a jailhouse hit, the accusation is now public record thanks to said president’s own Justice Department, and absolutely nobody seems shocked anymore because this is just what Saturdays look like now.
Published: Feb 7, 2026 10:17 am