One day in the not-too-distant future, you’re going to pick up your phone, see a news notification, and read that Donald Trump is dead.
For some, this will be a moment of sadness. For many others, jubilation. Either way, Trump is so omnipresent in our lives at the moment that it’s difficult to imagine a world without him, but let’s face it, 79-year-old, overweight men who subsist on a diet of cheeseburgers don’t live forever.
Trump is increasingly aware of his mortality, and spent a large part of 2025 musing about the fate of his eternal soul, eventually concluding:
“I don’t think there’s anything that’s gonna get me in heaven. I think I’m not maybe heaven-bound.”
Now his former BFF and current reluctant critic, Marjorie Taylor Greene, has said she believes Trump knowing he’s going to hell is what drives his choices. If he’s going to have to suffer for eternity, the world will share his fate. Speaking to SiriusXM, she explained:
MTG: “Donald Trump has said repeatedly he doesn’t think he’s going to heaven. I want to ask a serious question: what’s on his mind? What is his mental state?
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) March 3, 2026
If he doesn’t think he’s going to heaven, and he’s toward the end of his life, how does that pan out for the rest of us… pic.twitter.com/5wVdnkBL4d
“Donald Trump has said repeatedly on camera and in interviews that he doesn’t think he’s going to heaven. I want to ask a serious question: what is in his mind? What is his mental state?”
It’s a fair point. Greene laid out the rest of her logic:
“If he doesn’t think he’s going to heaven, and he’s in the fourth quarter, he’s toward the end of his life, how does that pan out for the rest of us when we have a president of the United States who doesn’t think and is convinced he’s not going to heaven? What does that mean his decision-making is?”
Greene went on to detail that Trump has openly said he “doesn’t care about what the American people think”. She was (rightly) skeptical of claims that this war will last only for a few weeks or days and went on to pillory Trump for breaking his promises about not starting any new wars (and specifically saying he wouldn’t start a war with Iran).
“ANOTHER F–KING WAR!!!”
At this point, she’s openly wondering “what is happening to the man I supported”, saying:
“We’re a year in, and we’re in ANOTHER F–KING WAR and we’ve got American troops being killed. I think it’s time for America to rip the band-aid off and have a serious conversation about what the f–k is happening in this country.”
Marjorie, I won’t lie, I kinda like this side of you. You’re a lot more fun when you’re aggressively attacking Trump rather than tickling his belly. All that said, you did work extremely hard to put this guy in power. You know him personally, and you should have been fully aware that he’s a compulsive liar with zero principles.
We appreciate the help now. But this is kinda your mess!
Published: Mar 3, 2026 05:50 am