The White House desperately wants the Jeffrey Epstein story to go away. Now, with the release of the horrific Epstein birthday book, the temperature has increased, and frantic denials that the entire thing is a Democrat hoax are beginning to sound ridiculous even to hardened MAGA acolytes.
Fortunately, the world isn’t just going to let Donald Trump off the hook so easily. Anyone with eyes and a couple of brain cells to rub together can see that his message to Jeffrey Epstein – written on what seems to be the torso of an underage girl – is real.
Funnily enough, it turns out that regular folks who aren’t MAGA drones have a teeny-tiny issue with the sitting President of the United States being BFFs with the modern era’s most notorious pedophile.
And, though the whole situation is objectively horrific, there are some rough chuckles still to be had. Take Instagram prankster @everyonehateselon_, who apparently sneaked onto Trump’s Scotland golf course near Aberdeen with a plaque commemorating their wonderful friendship:
A tribute to Donald Trump’s best friend Jeffrey Epstein seen on a bench at his golf course in Scotland: “In loving memory of Jeffrey Epstein – a terrific guy. See you very, very soon. From Donald” pic.twitter.com/uFJwyYgimU
— Marco Foster (@MarcoFoster_) September 9, 2025
As the prankster said: “Donald Trump called Jeffrey Epstein a “terrific guy”. He was a sex trafficker and pedophile. So we know he’d want to remember him properly on his Aberdeen Golf Course. Trump arrives in the UK next week for a state visit. Let’s absolutely ruin it.”
“Many of them are on the younger side”
They’re referencing an immortal quote by Trump himself given during a 2002 interview with New York magazine. In words that are now ludicrously telling, Trump sings his praises:
“I’ve known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.”
Despite this week’s revelations, they may still prove to be a mere speedbump compared to what could be about to emerge about Trump and Epstein’s close friendship. Congress currently has 216 of the 218 signatures needed to force a House floor vote on the Epstein Files Transparency Act and is on track to succeed through two recent special elections.
If the Senate approves their release, the only genuine obstacle to their release would then be Donald Trump himself, who could veto the bill and block it entirely. But, at that point, Trump explicitly blocking both Congress and the Senate and refusing to make these files public – something he campaigned on in 2024 – would be almost as controversial.
Published: Sep 10, 2025 05:45 am