Donald Trump thinks he’s figured out how to do foreign policy, and the idea mostly involves parking the world’s largest aircraft carrier on a foreign nation’s doorstep to remind them what happened the last time they didn’t play ball.
This Saturday, the self-proclaimed dealmaker and “president of peace” took to his Truth Social page to post an image of one of the U.S.’s numerous aircraft carriers without any caption or explanation, because as you know, subtlety is for losers who don’t have access to nuclear-powered warships.
The cryptic flex comes on the heels of the announcement that the USS Gerald R. Ford—America’s newest and most expensive floating military base—is heading to the Middle East to join the USS Abraham Lincoln just as the U.S. and Iran prepare to enter another round of talks over the Middle Eastern country’s nuclear program.
The Ford will join the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier group already in the region, with Trump claiming he’s sending the reinforcements in case negotiations with Iran over its nuclear program don’t work out.
After all, nothing says “let’s work this out diplomatically” like parking two strike groups within range of Tehran, with the capability to launch hundreds of missiles and carry out devastating attacks on the country’s military and civilian infrastructure.
Trump also posted a clip of the F-22 Raptor fighter jet, touting it as “the greatest in the world,” which is not exactly overselling its capabilities, but bragging about your military hardware while claiming to pursue diplomacy is like showing up to couples therapy with a loaded gun and insisting you’re really there to work things out.
The military buildup extends far beyond the two carrier groups. The U.S. has also shifted more missile defenses and additional fighter jets to the Middle East to give the president “options” if diplomacy fails.
That roughly translates to: Trump wants Iran to know he can kickstart a regional conflict whenever he wants and potentially put many American lives at risk with no strings attached, so they’d better come to the table and sign whatever deal he puts in front of them.
As Trump continues to confuse military threats with diplomacy, Americans can rest easy knowing their “president of peace” is out there intimidating other countries and risking war. Because the president has proven that he will do anything, and I mean anything, to divert attention from those pesky Epstein files that are implicating him and his closest allies in the worst heinous crimes imaginable.
Published: Feb 14, 2026 04:10 pm