Trump’s brilliant plan of invading Europe and potentially breaking up NATO involves his usual shake-down strategy

Having learned that there’s practically nothing stopping him from doing what he wants over the past few years, Donald Trump has just come up with a bold new foreign policy strategy. The president is now threatening America’s closest military allies with economic punishment unless they give up on the whole sovereignty thing and hand over their territory. What could possibly go wrong?

During a White House event on Friday about rural healthcare, the matter of Greenland was once again brought up, with the president casually announcing that he’s entertaining the possibility of slapping tariffs on countries that don’t go along with the U.S.’s takeover of the Nordic island.

“I may do that for Greenland too,” the president announced. “I may put a tariff on countries if they don’t go along with Greenland, because we need Greenland for national security.”

Sure you do. Just like you needed Venezuela for the oi… I mean, to stop drug trafficking.

Denmark and Greenland’s prime ministers recently held a meeting with Vice President JD Vance, per CBS News, in an effort to “take down the temperature.” Well, Trump just decided to crank the heat up to “international crisis” and throw the thermostat out the window. So take that, Russia.

Trump has had his sights on Greenland for years. It’s still not quite clear who in the cabinet or within the larger MAGA crowd is advising the POTUS that America’s national security interests suddenly require us to rally the entire European Union behind Denmark and potentially torpedo NATO — giving Vladimir Putin everything he’s ever wanted on a silver platter — but Trump is showing no sign of backing down.

The president’s fixation on Greenland actually dates back to his first term. In 2019, he floated the idea of purchasing the island from Denmark, which was met with scorn by the EU and immediately shut down. But just like that one guy at the bar who can’t take a hint, Trump keeps pushing for the annexation of the sovereign territory, not only risking the almost centennial Western alliance but inadvertently realizing Putin’s wildest geopolitical fantasy; a fractured NATO and a United States that treats its allies like obstacles that need to be pushed aside.

What makes this whole episode rather absurd is the fact that the United States doesn’t even need to take over Greenland. I know it sounds simple, but “Hey Greenland, wanna be friends?” apparently doesn’t have the same ring as “Submit or face economic collapse.” If it’s military bases and installations that Trump is after, he could, I don’t know, just ask nicely for a change?

But then, who would Trump be without his strong-arm theatrics? We keep forgetting that the whole MAGA philosophy, so far as foreign policy is concerned, is based on the premise that America can bully its way to greatness, one extorted ally at a time.