If there’s one thing we can say about Donald Trump with certainty, it’s that the president has his priorities straight, and apparently, managing a global oil crisis because of an illegal war he launched in the Middle East, doesn’t even crack the top five.
I’m sure there’s a version of the presidency in which a commander-in-chief, having launched a war that economists are calling the largest oil supply disruption in recorded history, on par with the Gulf crisis in the ’90s, might spend his weekend doing something… shall we say, productive.
Trump could be convening meetings, talking to world leaders, steadying markets, even trying to find a way out of this conflict which is increasingly looking like another endless war that results in tens of thousands of deaths and trillions of dollars in taxpayer money.
But no, that would be too conventional. The POTUS instead opted to spend his Saturday calling a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist “maggot” on Truth Social.
On March 14, Trump trained his thumb-cannons on New York TImes White House correspondent Maggie Haberman, renaming her “Maggot Hagerman” and branding her “just another SLEAZEBAG writer for The Failing New York Times.”
Trump even threatened to fold her into his existing lawsuit against the paper, so you know that something, somewhere, presumably relating to Haberman, managed to really get under his skin.
And again, the backdrop for this epistolary masterpiece is a global economy quietly crashing. When the U.S., in conjunction with Israel, launched Operation Epic Fury on February 28, the opening shots detonated a fuse running beneath the world’s energy infrastructure.
For American consumers, it’s already showing up at the pump. Gas prices have climbed 65 cents a gallon since February (per CBS), and analyst warn another 25 to 40 cents are coming for every week the Strait of Hormuz remains closed.
The voters, even the MAGA faithful, are waking up to the possibility that maybe Trump, a convicted twice-impeached president with veritable egomania, might not have their best interests at heart. Remember how Trump set up DOGE to cut government spending? Well, he’s already spent tens of billions on his needless war with Iran, so maybe all those people who warned that DOGE was just an excuse to get rid of thousands of federal employees and replace them with Trump royalists was more than leftist hand-wringing.
No, the people sounding the alarm weren’t hysterical. They were just early.
Published: Mar 15, 2026 08:36 pm