Texas police return stolen car — owner catalogs haul thief left behind, rating this illegal item ‘Ten out of 10’

When Texas police recovered a stolen vehicle after three days, the owner didn’t just get her car back; she got unexpected presents left behind by the car thief.

In a TikTok video that has since gained thousands of views, Beyonsikee documents everything allegedly left behind by the person she claims stole her car, humorously rating each item in a tongue-in-cheek “haul.” The standout moment? An illegal substance, she bluntly scores a perfect rating.

“literal crystal M3TH”

“I don’t even know if I can show this on TikTok,” she says before revealing one of the most alarming discoveries. “But inside of this box is literal crystal M3TH 10/10,” delivered with heavy sarcasm. From there, the list continues. She displays “a bunch of perfumes,” which earn high praise: “20/10 I love a queen who smells good.”

Next come “seven pairs of wireless headphones that all happen to be missing one earbud,” prompting her to joke, “I don’t know if this queen only had one ear.” That item earns a “7/10.”

Other finds include an unidentified bank or credit card (“0/10 — I don’t have the PIN”), an “almost empty bottle of Paul Mason,” a type of brandy, and a “bedazzled Cowboys Cup, 5/10.” She also counts “15 lighters and lighter fluid — we know exactly what she was using these for — 100/10 prepared.”

There’s also a razor “with the hair still left in there” scores a hard “0/10,” while a Steve Madden purse gets a more practical reaction: “I’m now accepting offers.” She ends the haul by noting the suspect allegedly stole cash from her, adding, “So I need some type of return on investment.”

“This girl really had an eye for interior design”

In a follow-up video, the owner shifts focus from the loose items left behind in her care to what she sarcastically calls the thief’s interior design choices. “This is gonna be a part 2 of a M3TH head stole my car for the weekend,” she says, explaining she’s now highlighting the “renovations that she made to my car — ’cause this girl really had an eye for interior design.”

She admits, “I would like to formally apologise for not wearing gloves in any of these clips. I have been breathing in these fumes for two days and I think it’s starting to affect my judgement.”

Among the discoveries: a discarded cellphone (“I ended up throwing it out because I got a threatening call from a pimp”), cigarette burns — “about seven cigarette burns in my seats now” — missing floor mats, and a heavy dose of air fresheners. “I am a fan of the four plug-ins… they go really well with the eight trees that she hung up. 8 out of 10. Not great for asthmatic people.”

The car was also packed with napkins, half-drunk Cherry Colas, and ash residue. She closes by saying, “I will be going to the police station on Friday to obtain the police report, so hopefully I can get this Queen’s mugshot.”