God Help Us All: Snooki Is Writing A Novel

The world’s most ridiculous human being, aka Snooki from Jersey Shore, is planning to publish a novel. According to Ace Showbiz, even though Snooki has only read two books in her life (Twilight and Dear John), Simon and Schuster’s Gallery Books has confirmed and announced that Snooki is writing her first novel.

The novel, titled ‘A Shore Thing’, will hit store shelves in January 2011. It will tell the story of a girl looking for love on the boardwalk, sound familiar? Snooki recently commented on the book and said the following:

“I’m pumped to announce to my fans a project that I’ve been working on for some time. This book will have you falling in love at the shore. It’s ‘A Shore Thing!’ “

So let me get this straight, Snooki has only read two books in her entire life, and she quite possibly has the lowest IQ on the planet, yet she’s writing her own book? Yea right!

Clearly someone else is writing it for her and the publishers are just using her name to sell copies. It’ll be interesting to see how this one turns out. It’ll sell copies no doubt but will it be any good? What do you think?