7. Vampire Jim
Season 3’s Business School, directed by Joss Whedon himself, sees a bat fly around the office and cause mayhem, while Dwight finds ways to catch it. In the process, Jim starts acting weird around Dwight, claiming that he feels “strangely powerful” after the bat bit him and displaying signs that he’s now a vampire. As always, Dwight falls for it hook, line and sinker and you can easily tell from the look on his face that he’s all in.
According to Dwight the expert, this doesn’t mean Jim will turn into a vampire, just that he has the vampiric blood in him. He also recounts a moment where he shot a werewolf once that turned back into his neighbor’s dog by the time he got to it. The whole thing ends with Jim leaving the office in a coat, claiming to be really cold. Dwight only wishes him good luck. He doesn’t really do anything about it, but the fact that he believed it completely is victory for Jim. The funniest result of this prank comes when Dwight approaches Creed for help, asking if he has the tools to turn a wooden mop into a stake. To which Creed simply replies, “What size?”