Andrew Tate has new pronouns and we are happy to oblige

The self-proclaimed most intelligent man in the world, who also says he doesn’t read books, attempted an insult that more so inadvertently acts as a hilarious insult to himself.

Andrew “Cobra” Tate (I’m even cool enough to use his nickname) took to Twitter to profess his extreme dislike for those who tell you what their pronouns are. Tate figured that such a statement can be made with one simple sentence that makes fun of what he deems is the ridiculous use of pronouns by people today.

So, what is this wise statement?

Tate tweeted, “My pronouns are get/fu**ed.”

Ok, well, I’m happy to report that we will oblige. Instead of he/him, Tate’s pronouns are get/fu**ed. Got it!

What’s wrong with him? Sorry, correction, what’s wrong with fuc**ed? I really don’t know about fu**ed anymore, the dude seems to have lost it. I sort of feel bad for fu**ed, actually. This kind of mental poison has truly fu**ed fu**ed.

Is that too much? Probably, and I wholeheartedly apologize to our readers for this fairly pathetic article, but how does Tate not know that this will so easily be used against him (sorry, fu**ed). Of course, his followers are also not smart enough to figure this out. They applaud him, offer their own oh-so-humorous pronouns, and call him a genius. Not sure why they don’t call him fu**ed, though.

We can find only one response that pointed out what we explain here. Amazing that only one person amongst all whom responded actually understands this. Thank you, Lukáš. Give a follow to @lukashluchy on Twitter if you so wish.

Yet, despite me sadly lowering myself to Andrew’s level here, the truth is that Tate is no laughing matter. He’s on house arrest while being investigated for human trafficking and has run a sex-cam business from his mansion where he allegedly takes extreme royalties from his sex-working employees. Some detractors have called him an internet pimp. He also has new allegations against him by three women — former employees of his — who claim he abused them and also claim they witnessed him pull a gun on another female employee.

Maybe the judge in his human trafficking case — whom Tate will likely see again in about 10 days to determine if he stays on house arrest — will honor Tate’s wishes… and use his requested pronouns.