Jeffrey Epstein's brother shuts down Trump/Bill Clinton tryst rumors, opens a horrifying new door while doing it – We Got This Covered
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Ali Torri, Rudolph W. Giuliani, Donald Trump, New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, Bill Clinton, Joe Torre, and Billy Crystal attend the 2008 Joe Torre Safe at Home Foundation Golf Classic at Trump National Golf Club on July 14, 2008 in Briarcliff Manor, New York. (Photo by Rick Odell/Getty Images)
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Jeffrey Epstein’s brother shuts down Trump/Bill Clinton tryst rumors, opens a horrifying new door while doing it

The wrong kind of horseplay.

Of all the revelations we expected from the Jeffrey Epstein emails, we didn’t have the possible existence of an intimate photograph of Donald Trump providing oral services to Bill Clinton on our bingo card!

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And yet here we are. On Mar 21, 2018, Mark Epstein emailed Jeffrey, wondering whether “Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?”. Bubba is Clinton’s famous nickname, and, frankly, Putin having these photos would explain an awful lot about the Trump administration’s foreign policy and behavior towards him.

Now Mark Epstein has stepped in to clarify this. He says this was simply a “humorous private exchange between two brothers” and underlined “the reference to ‘Bubba’ in this correspondence is not, in any way, a reference to former President Bill Clinton”.

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But that denial doesn’t even come close to explaining what the joke is here and who the mysterious “Bubba” is supposed to be. But it’s safe to say the internet has some thoughts, and the implication is… disturbing.

Despite AI apparently insisting that Ghislaine Maxwell owned a horse named Bubba, I’ve done some digging and can’t find any record of her owning a horse by that name. But then, she owned many horses, so who knows?

There is one massive fly in this suspiciously colored, sticky, and musky ointment. As much as I’d like this rumor to be true (because it would be absolutely hilarious), I just don’t think Trump is selfless enough to deliver pleasure to another human being in that way, no matter what gender they are, whether they’ve been president, or if they’re a… uh, horse.

Everything we’ve ever seen about Trump indicates he’s a taker rather than a giver, and, frankly, the guy is such a notorious germophobe I really can’t see him putting his mouth anywhere near that kind of area. And especially not on a horse!

Even so, we absolutely must get to the bottom of this mystery. Mark Epstein is quite clear about “the” photo of Trump “blowing Bubba” – his use of the definite article means he’s talking about something. So who is or was “Bubba” and what on Earth was Trump doing to him? Here’s hoping the impending release of the Epstein files means we get some answers!


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