If aliens arrive on Earth and the first human being they meet is Donald Trump, we’re in deep trouble. Ten seconds with Trump and humanity’s admission into the glorious galactic federation would be permanently blocked, and soon after that, they’d send in the Death Star lasers to scour the Earth’s surface clean. It’s the only way to be sure.
So it’s disquieting that Trump appears to be ready to announce the existence of aliens and their craft. The subject has recently been in the news after Barack Obama made the surprising disclosure that aliens are indeed real, though he quickly clarified that was just his opinion rather than from direct experience of meeting them.
But Lara Trump, speaking on the Pod Force One podcast, explained that she and her husband Eric Trump have quizzed him about UAPs and what the government really knows:
“We’ve kind of asked my father-in-law about this… we all want to know about the UFOs… and he played a little coy with us. I’ve heard kind of around, I think my father-in-law has actually said it, that there is some speech that he has, that I guess at the right time, I don’t know when the right time is, he’s going to break out and talk about and it has to do with maybe some sort of extraterrestrial life.”
Mankind encountering intelligent alien life would be one of the most pivotal events in human history, reshaping our understanding of the universe and our place in it. But having that news delivered by Donald Trump? Eesh.
Please, take him with you. We insist.
Karoline Leavitt was later asked about this and said it was “news to me”:
“I’ll have to check in with our speech writing team. Uh, and that would be of great interest to me personally, and I’m sure all of you in this room and apparently former President Obama, too.”
Frankly, I doubt that even if the military knew there were aliens or had possession of alien tech, they’d tell Trump. It’s inconceivable that he wouldn’t suddenly reveal all in one of his rambling and nonsensical speeches. Just for a moment, let’s imagine how this would go:
“Now, people ask me, “Donald, are they real?” I say, yes… yes, they’re real. They’re uh.. out there. We’ve got the evidence. Beautiful evidence! “Non-human biologics”, they call it. Sounds fancy, right? But it’s true. We’ve recovered things—craft, vehicles, maybe even some… uh… specimens. From other worlds! From somewhere else. Far away. Very far. Light years. Millions of years…. Uh… Nobody knows distances like I do.”
Oh well, at least if they do invade, we can probably show Trump Independence Day and convince him the best possible course of action is for him to hop into a fighter jet and show those aliens who’s boss. Sure, our major cities being annihilated by a giant laser isn’t great, but at least we’d get to enjoy watching Trump’s F-35 ploughing into their deflector shield first.
Published: Feb 19, 2026 06:56 am