Remember that long-shelved adaptation of Stephen King's Cell? It's totally out now, available to rent on VOD. No marketing, no enthusiasm - all signs pointed towards an outdated, forgettable watch. Even the promotional poster on my television's On-Demand screen was haplessly cobbled together, featuring Samuel L. Jackson's shiny bald dome and clean-shaven face...even though he's never seen in the film without a hat, or without facial hair. For all accounts and purposes, it seems like no one wants you to watch Cell, and after doing so myself, I'll join that chorus of voices. There have been some phenomenal cinematic adaptations of Stephen King material - this is not one of them.