Stephen King takes time out of his busy schedule to annihilate the entirely irrelevant Kevin Sorbo

Not to put too fine a point on it, but if you repeatedly find yourself being charged with dozens upon dozens of illegal acts covering the entire spectrum of untoward behavior, it keeps getting more and more difficult to maintain 100 percent innocence with a straight face. And yet, the deluded Kevin Sorbo will continue to defend Donald Trump to the hilt.

Of course, anyone with even the merest inkling of the irrelevant actor’s political and ideological leanings aren’t going to be shocked by that revelation, with the jobbing star of such renowned classics as Mythica: The Darkspore, Bernie the Dolphin, and Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist making his beliefs perfectly clear on social media to anyone willing to give him the time of day.

Suffice to say, Stephen King isn’t one of them, which comes with the territory when the author has always been one of Trump’s most notable critics. Taking Sorbo to task with nothing but facts and the truth as his weapon of choice, the horror maestro obliterated the former Hercules star’s insane supposition that Joe Biden was orchestrating a witch hint that put him on the level of Stalin, Hitler, and Mao Zedong.

The most head-scratching thing about the whole scenario – which is really saying something – is that the tangerine-faced terror still harbors dreams of running for the White House again. Not only that, but there’s also a ridiculous amount of people willing to vote for him, and there are no prizes for guessing which name on the ballot paper Sorbo will be siding with.