8 Things About Batman That DC Wants You To Forget

6) He Slept With An Engaged Woman

As a supposed upstanding citizen, Bruce’s morals are dicey when it comes to anything involving matters of the heart. In Batman: Dark Detective, he proceeded to have a full-blown affair with his ex-flame Silver St. Cloud, who was engaged to another man at the time. Oh, and in case you think you he didn’t know about Silver’s relationship status, he did.

While many might dismiss it as “the heart wants what it wants,” think about the other guy for a second. He took the time to build a relationship with Silver while Bruce played getup and beat the snot out of bad guys every night. Then, Bruce wants to play the naked tango with his lady? Hell no!

We’re not sure what it is about fighting crime that gets Bruce all hot under the collar, but as Gotham’s most eligible bachelor, surely he could find someone who’s unattached or swipe right on Tinder or something? He doesn’t need to be a selfish sod all the time.