Ryan Amusements (Bioshock 2)
Andrew Ryan would have you believe that scaring small children is entirely educational, and Ryan Amusements attempts just that. Built to educate the citizens of Rapture about the horrors of the surface world, the park is one big, fire and brimstone speech of maniacal proportion decked out with all your favorite touristy amenities.
Part drugstore, part gift shop, and part museum to the evils of statism, it’s the perfect place to kick back, relax, and enjoy a gene-splicing tonic with the family as you take in some mildly terrifying political theater. In addition, its starring attraction, “Journey to the Surface World,” is an interactive sermon about the literal long arm of the law coming to snatch you from your living room complete with horrifying automatons dressed in ‘50s suit jackets.
That’s exactly the wrong way to spend the day with the kids, and probably the worst conversation starter on the car ride home.