9) Tuneman!

Though technically credited as “Jaguar Owner,” Tuneman is a mystery wrapped in a riddle seated in a very nice car. Does he make tunes as a means of affording this luxury vehicle, or does he simply consider himself a lover of tunage? These are questions unanswered even after Tuneman returns in Speed 2. While Jack is commandeering his vehicle, Tuneman gives a great running commentary filled with concern, amazement, and general exasperation. For a completely incidental character, he makes quite an impression. Toast with: A martini as dry as Tuneman’s Jaguar gets wet.