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5 Lame Avengers That Won’t Ever Appear In The Marvel Cinematic Universe

Recently, a little movie known as Avengers: Age of Ultron was quietly released in a couple of cinemas. From all accounts, the film did pretty well. Classic case of 'The Little Movie That Could.' For the rare few who were lucky enough to see it, Age of Ultron introduced a number of new Avengers, including the one Olsen who can act and that fast guy who was way better in the X-Men movie.

4) The Swordsman

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At the risk of giving older readers a heart attack, let me be the first to reveal that the Swordsman does in fact use a sword. Shocking, I know. Despite this astounding skill set though, he is less famous than many of his fellow teammates, which is perhaps the reason why he kept flipping back and forth between hero and villain. Imagine Magneto, except that he’s completely devoid of character.

If you’re still even vaguely interested in finding out more about the Swordsman, just think of him as kind of like the Black Knight, except even lamer, because he doesn’t have a flying horse. Don’t know who the Black Knight is either? The only reason he didn’t make this list is that it’s hard to trash talk anyone who owns a flying horse. That’s about as scientific as it’s going to get here today, folks.

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