Remy – Attend A Power Lunch
The other theme you will see as you read this is the slow revelation that I am looking to sell out. No shit I am. I met almost all of my resolutions from last year (get better jobs, write for sites I am a huge fanboy for, do more celebrity interviews) and if you read those resolutions and then read these, you will see an obvious pattern. The flight pattern of a man who has very much known what he wants to do, and has done all he could to ensure he would be doing it. The first step in that plan was writer. Which I am. 10,000,000 readers later, I did it. The next step in this process is to help with scripts. That will eventually lead to one of my own. Which I will eventually get made, which will lead to me being director. Once I have done all that and am content, I scoot back to writer. The gig I know best.
A crucial step in this is a power lunch. I almost had one last year, but I live in Boston and this particular director had only one day free in L.A, so we couldn’t pull it off. Mark my words, the power lunch will happen in 2014. I will sit down with people far more powerful and rich than I will ever be, and tell them why they need me.
Oh, and there will be shrimp. Many, many shrimp. Some scampi’d. Some fried. The ocean will feel my impact that day.