(Read the following as said by a boxing announcer. Just do it!)
Ladies and gentlemen we welcome you to tonight’s main event. The following is a 1-on-1 multiplayer match for Dustforce supremacy!
In the blue corner, from Omaha, Nebraska, weighing in at 120 pounds, he’s the lean, mean, cleaning machine: The Janitor!
And in the red corner, hailing from that tree that’s been clinging to it’s leaves all winter just outside your bedroom window, weighing in at three-and-a-half yard waste bags, the evil Leaf Man!
The following contest is a King of the Hill style match. Each competitor must stay within the same area as the shiny orb for a pre-determined amount of time to earn a point. The first to five points is declared the winner!
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s get ready to VACUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!
Being an awesome announcer aside, Dustforce is out next week. We’ll have a full review available here on Tuesday, January 17, the same day the game is released.
What say you, gamers? Think I have a future in sports announcing?