Stephen King is once again here to dunk on Donald Trump and his defenders as he calls them out for ignoring the former president of the United States’ habit of being unfaithful.
Adultery is a mortal sin — in fact, it’s up there with the top 10 sins of all time, in between the one that says not to steal and the other one that says no murdering. They’re engraved on a stone tablet somewhere, but we just found them on the internet. We’re sure that adultery isn’t the only sin Trump has committed; he’s probably treating the 10 commandments like a checklist, and hopefully, he gets locked up before he finishes.
Speaking of not finishing, Stormy Daniels alleged Trump had an affair with her in 2006 — four months after Donald and Melania’s son was born. Before the 2016 election, Daniels claims she was paid $130,000 in hush money, which Trump has denied. However, the grand jury would disagree as the orange adulterer was indicted yesterday. Stephen King commented on this recent development on Twitter, mocking those who ignore the fact that Trump cheated on Melania.
Of course, a perfectly valid response upon hearing about Trump cheating on his wife would be to ask, “Which one?” Unfortunately, this isn’t his first offense. Before he was president — before Melania and before The Apprentice — Trump was notorious for holding a playboy image and just generally being gross toward women. Shocker!
He would frequently hit on the female staff in his businesses; furthermore, he’d proposition them to pose for a Playboy magazine spread he wanted to do called “Women of Trump.” (Can we really say we’re surprised this guy cheated?) He’s also been accused by at least 26 women of sexual misconduct going back to the ’70s, and on top of all that, he cheated on his first wife Ivana with Marla Maples.
Of course, despite all of that, the right-wing nuts have invaded the horror author’s replies, still, desperately trying to defend their orange messiah. Current president Joe Biden was a frequent target, although Biden has never cheated on his wife, so Trump defenders should probably check their facts — as well as their morals. Although, don’t worry, famous detective Marjorie Taylor Greene is on Biden’s case, so if there’s anything to be found, she’ll probably miss it. The rest of the replies to King were pretty delusional. Again, not really a surprise when you’re dealing with people who think the Jan. 6 insurrection was a peaceful protest.
We don’t want a Saint. We want a Warrior that isn’t afraid to fight for this Constitutional Republic. You will see things differently when they start coming after your stories because they contain offensive material.
— Patrick the Prophet (@pwells4fl8) March 31, 2023
How do you even begin to debate someone like this?
Anyhow, King has done his daily service of poking the right-wing bear, and it’s safe to say they are pretty angry. Why they’re angry is unclear — King’s tweet didn’t lie, but it’s obvious the alt-right aren’t really fans of the truth.
Published: Mar 31, 2023 10:43 am