The Devil is real. That is the only plausible explanation for the news that Mila Kunis will be making a guest appearance on the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men. Some might argue that the reason she is appearing on the show is because she is engaged to one of its stars, half-man Ashton Kutcher, but that really only bolsters the theory of Satanic intervention.
It might be news to some that Two and a Half Men is even still on the air. After all, didn’t Charlie Sheen die like three years ago? It turns out he did not. He was merely fired from the show and replaced by Kutcher, and in the vacuum left by all the “Winning!” jokes after Twitter moved onto the next object of its schadenfreude, it sure felt like someone had died. Perhaps what really died… was our innocence?
Kutcher and Kunis first met on the set of That ’70s Show. It seems like a lifetime ago, but that’s only because they employed a very convincing wardrobe of retro clothing. It was actually on the air from 1998 to 2006, which is an impressive run for a TV show and plenty of time for two people with alliterative last names to get to know each other.
On Two and a Half Men, Kunis will be playing the role of Vivian, a “free-spirited world traveler” who catches the eye of Kutcher’s character Walden, even though Walden was about to propose to somebody else. What a predicament! Walden then retreats to a cabin inside Henry David Thoreau and writes a book about the experience, most likely.
There is no word on the exact date that Kunis will appear on Two and a Half Men, but it will be long past time the date that your DVR stopped recording the show after realizing you weren’t watching any of the episodes anyway.