You Are Groot!
You’re a faithful companion, a better friend, and the gentlest of giants. While you’d rather spend your days enjoying the beauty of life, soaking in every blossoming flower and oversized water-fountain, you’re a loyal compadre who will follow your friends to the end. While this is an admirable quality many will respect, this type of lapdog nature will also get you in trouble, as others might take advantage of your good-hearted nature. Possessing a mostly peaceful core, your devotion to others leads to you charging blindly into battle, willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for those you love – you unselfishly live life only thinking of those around you, not yourself.
You are a follower, not a leader, but this isn’t a bad thing, because some people were born for the spotlight – and you’re content with getting the job done while someone else takes the credit. Groot is a hard worker who aids plans by taking simple orders one at a time, but it’s an efficient way to work, keeping things without complication. You’re one who typically likes to avoid drama, while staying in a positive mindset, and some may call your persona a bit “simple-minded” – but not even that classification will bother you.
When it comes down to it, you’re the rock of any group, the unsung hero. People may underestimate you because you’re not the flashiest or loudest, but whenever a task needs completing, you’ll do so with a smile on your face, asking for nothing in return. If you’re Groot, consider yourself lucky, because you may have figured out something about life’s mysteries others are still lightyears away from comprehending.
Plus, not even Jagger has moves like you.