Nato And Remy’s Last Stand: Man, These Characters Can Take A Beating

While horror movies are always violent and messy, some characters just get it worse. I mean, it's one thing to be gutted and killed on the spot like most genre victims, but it's another thing to suffer multiple wounds, fight your way through a majority of the film, and then be killed off anyway, as your efforts only prolonged your suffering. Nice try and all, but was it really worth getting all your limbs broken, an eye ripped out, and THEN your throat cut open? Gosh, if I ever have to die in a slasher movie, just make it quick and get it over with.

Remy – Regan in The Exorcist

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We all forget that, beneath that demon, there is just a little girl. A little girl whose body is being used as a sort of temporary home to a demon who has no regard for what he puts her body through. We see her crabwalk, we see her head spin, we see her getting tossed around, cut up and burnt. We see all this, and yet we breathe a sigh of relief when she comes back to her own body, forgetting for a moment that her body would have been destroyed from that whole scenario. The violence that happens to that small child in The Exorcist is brutality you wouldn’t wish on someone twice or thrice her age, yet she endures it all. Somehow.

Nato – Martin in Dead Snow

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Another character that endures tremendous amounts of pain but keeps fighting, Martin also suffers psychological pain as he thinks he’s found a way to outsmart becoming a zombie, only to have bad luck kick him when he’s down.

In Dead Snow, a group of medical students go vacationing in a remote cabin on a snowy mountain, only to get the attention of some cursed Nazi zombies protecting some gold they stumble upon. Martin, one of the longest survivors of the film, ends up getting in an epic standoff between what appears to be the remaining group of zombies (along with his buddy Roy), slicing and dicing his way through them, only to be bitten at the last minute. Thinking he’s got a solution, he hacks off his arm with a chainsaw high enough to stop the spread of infection, and then cauterizes the wound. Brilliant! Then, out of nowhere, a zombie pops out of the snow and bites him square on the dick. With his spirits crushed and his manhood infected, Martin then looks up to see a whole new slew of zombies rise from the snow, ready for a second wave. Oh yeah, this is all after he accidentally kills one of his friends in the heat of battle.

“Well, fuck me, right?” That’s the only reaction I’d have.


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Matt Donato
A drinking critic with a movie problem. Foodie. Meatballer. Horror Enthusiast.