Why Shoot Em Up Is One Of The Most Misunderstood Action Movies Ever Made

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If you are a cinephile, there will be a handful of movies in your lifetime that you will feel the need to defend ardently, convinced that it’s a movie that most of the world just “didn’t get.” But even thinking that puts you at a disadvantage, because majority often rules. So one must choose their battles carefully.

Making a living evaluating, loving, and writing about films, I very rarely write the “all of you are wrong” articles, because I know that they can really force a writer into exile, especially depending on what portion of your audience he or she is calling out. In this case, involving the vastly misunderstood and wholly brilliant 2007 action film starring Clive Owen called Shoot Em Up, I have no problem pulling up a soapbox, grabbing a microphone, and letting 90% of the world know they were wrong about this film. This is not the silly action film that most take it as. Just the three stars in the film alone should tell you that. Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, and Paul Giamatti. And you think, based on those three alone, that this movie is the film you think it is? No.

This is not THAT action movie. This is the movie that is completely mocking those movies, and doing so with Shakesperean levels of brilliance. Yes, I just name dropped Shakespeare in an article about Shoot Em Up. Man, the comments are gonna get hairy, huh? Well, I can promise you that you’ll feel less compelled to want to strangle me by the end of this piece than you feel right now. Trust me there. Or not. Who knows, really?

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The first thing you all need to understand for any of this to work is just who Clive Owen is portraying. This might be hard for you to grasp, but honestly, this is the truth. Do you actually think him always having a carrot is just a “funky prop?” He just likes carrots? Well, right there, you are immediately off about what you are seeing. Clive Owen may be portraying a man named “Smith” in this picture, but do you know who he was based on?

He is based on Bugs Bunny. No, really he is.

Director Michael Davis deliberately modelled the character and his mannerisms and confidence after Bugs Bunny. That is why, in the first moment you see him in the film, he is literally just sitting there, munching on a carrot. If you think back to almost any early Looney Tunes cartoons, that is how we would be introduced to Bugs Bunny. The screen would pan by and he would just be matter-of-fact-ly eating his carrot with a “so what” look on his face. And that is JUST how we meet Smith in Shoot Em Up. This also starts the over-the-top, cartoon action too, right away, with no dialogue.

We just see a pregnant woman running past a carrot munching Clive Owen, and we see the he sees that armed men are chasing her for some reason, trying to kill her. To this he responds with a roll of the eyes, and a very British sounding “f*cking Hell” and he gets up and readies to go save her, as if he finds himself in this situation all the time. Brilliant. Silly. Satirical.

But take your break now, because the movie starts up and never takes a breath from this moment forth.

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Next up, we need to talk about the birthing scene. This unnamed woman goes into labor, and “Smith” delivers the baby WHILE still engaged in a shootout. He is delivering this screaming woman’s baby, all whilst spinning and popping bad guys like they are black heads. The whole time he keeps this determined look on his face, like this is no big thing, and to top it off, when he can’t figure out what to do with the umbilical, he shoots it. He literally shoots her umbilical chord to separate Mother and baby. Cartoon much?

And some people dare say this movie sucks because it is cheesy? Are you SERIOUS?

You could not tell in this moment that the movie was just going all in and pulling no punches? What is the ONLY thing separating this from being a cartoon? The fact that is’t not animated. Everything else about it, from the generic look and constant supply of stupid bad guys, to the multiple carrot executions that happen in this movie, it is all cartoon, so why are some people judging it in the same way they would judge a film like The King’s Speech or Braveheart? This movie is not trying to tell us some story. This movie is painting vivid caricatures, giving us some major John Woo levels of violence, and topping it off with some seriously great, over-the-top performances from top tier talent. Honestly, what is there NOT to love? This is live-action Looney Tunes as made by John Woo. Only a commie wouldn’t like something this magical.

And how about that love scene?

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A scene so stupidly awesome, that Drive Angry had to recreate it with Nic “NOT THE BEES” Cage. Again, if you watched this scene, shaking your head at how unrealistic and silly Shoot Em Up was and how, and I quote you now in a nerd voice “There is no way he could successfully manage to stay inside her and accurately shoot all of those bad guys,” than you missed the entire point of this movie and this scene. It is poking fun at the idea of action movies like this. The movies we used to get in the 80′s, that featured one man, taking out whole third world countries without any help, and barely ever showing any emotion or breaking a sweat. That is what Shoot Em Up is. An homage the the cartoons you loved as a child, mashed up with the action movies you grew up with. Do you see how magic that is? It is like a gift from the movie heavens, and yet, people scoff at it.

And one last thing I want to praise about this movie is EVERYTHING about the Paul Giamatti character, Hertz. He is the kind of bad guy who foams at the mouth, seemingly ready to bite a baby’s head off at any point. EXCEPT when his wife calls, at which point, you can hear that is just an emasculated house husband who lives under the reign of a domineering and (presumably fat) wife. It is hilarious the way they play that dichotomy, right up the end of the movie, when he finally has a moment of, what we shall call clarity. He is the bad guy you love to hate, but he plays the character with such gusto and has so much fun for it, it has me really excited to see what Giamatti will do as Rhino in the new Spidey flick.

So if you are watching Shoot Em Up, thinking you are watching an action film in the realest sense of the word, you are setting yourself up not to like this movie. But if you are sitting down, having grown up on Bugs Bunny cartoons and amazing, slow-motion shootouts from John Woo movies (with a liberal dose of video game action tossed in between), than you will love Shoot Em Up for just what it is.

An amazing ride and what so few movies are anymore. Fun. The live-action cartoon you always wanted, but almost overlooked when you finally got it.

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  • TotesMcGotes

    Goddamit,I LOVE this movie. I agree wholeheartedly,how this is not a cult classic yet,I have no idea.

    • Duder NME

      It doesn’t have its own annual fan convention, midnight showings with fans in costume, line of action figures, or following of so-called fans saying how much they hate it. All the better for Shoot Em Up, I’d say.

  • Christian Luis Rivera

    I remember making the comment a months before this movie came out “that it would be so bad ass if you had a character kill people with a carrot.”

    • sawyersolo

      love the sarcasm

      • Christian Luis Rivera

        Actually I was being serious about that. I was impressed that he did it twice.

        • sawyersolo

          …pretty badass…bwahahahahaha…death by vegetable

  • jesse

    I fell in love with this movie with Clive ran the guy off the road because he did use his turn signal. So Classic! I can watch that scene a 1000x. Paul G as a villain who cares a lot his family with comical tones that just make you laugh. And Monica the women who is completely sexy but you would really think twice about if you reeeeaaaallllyyyy wanted to be with her. Nursing grown men I think not. Great movie, cleaver, edgy, and fresh. Catch the DVD for alternate ending see which one you prefer.

  • Mikey Vegas

    That is a damn great action movie. Where else hou going tk see a carrot eating hero havs a shootout while in the middle of sex without loosing a beat one way or the other.

    • Stupid Git

      With the exception of the carrot, I could name ten films off the top of my head that came out before this and have those elements. But, if you have a carrot fetish, then this is your movie.

      • wongkarwai

        Truth. The person who wrote this article obviously hasn’t seen very many films.

        • sawyersolo

          truly

      • sawyersolo

        yes

      • Bob

        Please name 10 movies that have shoot outs involving people in the middle of sex… I’ll wait.

  • Michael White

    Great movie, but what do I know. A few of my other favorite action movies are Operation Endgame and Machete!

    • .Insane Wakadoo

      I loved Shoot’em Up, Operation Endgame was great. Shakespeare in Love, Dodge Ball, The Piano. Disliked LOTR. It takes all kinds. Love it, smile for the entertainment you enjoyed. Didn’t, don’t watch it again. Smile on your brother. Yep, I adored Surf’s Up too. And Schindler’s List. I know I’m late to the party, but comments to fun I had to throw in my uninteresting opinion as well. Ta.

  • Zack

    Any reason why Shoot’Em Up is misunderstood is because of bad timing; this movie came out the same year with Hot Fuzz, another action satire about British Blokes Blowing shit up. So there are bound to be comparisons between Shoot’Em Up and Hot Fuzz.

    The only difference between between the two action satires is pacing: Hot Fuzz is about build-ups & set-ups which all came together at an explosive, bloody trigger happy climax, while Shoot ‘Em is more like a “Fuck it, let’s do this” repeated assault on your common sense, each action scene trying to top another.

    • sawyersolo

      that’s why fuzz is a better-constructed film

  • Buggrit

    See also Crank & Crank 2: High Voltage

    • ZombiWorkshop

      Crank 1 = great. Crank 2 is one of the biggest piles of crap I’ve seen appear on film.

      • Geoff Kirwan

        +1 above (crank 1 only great)

        • ObvioiusAHole

          Both were horribly great. Are you 2 assholes actually trying to state which Crank movies was better? Get an (internet) life.

          • guest

            You first.

  • Nick Florest

    FINALLY! Someone who gets what makes this movie so fun to watch!

    • Stupid Git

      This movie has a 66% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. You’re part of the majority. It’s us naysayers who apparently need to write articles explaining how tired and stupid this film was as both satire and action movie.

      • Nathaniel

        I’m sorry, who gives a shit about Rotten Tomatoes? It’s one freakin source, not the definitive universal opinion, you “Stupid Git”

        • http://stupidgitsaysso.blogspot.com/ stupidgit

          Do you know what Rotten Tomatoes is? It’s a site that collects reviews from all the major sources and offers an average – a film review aggregator.

          Also, it’s got 6.7 out of 10 stars on IMDB.

          To be fair, Metacritic has it at 49%, so it’s half & half there.

          Again, my point is that liking this film is not some rarity… it’s pretty common.

        • Stupid Git

          Rotten Tomatoes is a film rating site that uses and aggregate score to rate films. So, it’s “one source” that gives you ratings based on the top critics and audience polls. You might as well dismiss the US Census as “one source” as well.

      • sawyersolo

        correct

  • Cody Taylor

    I’d rank Last Action Hero up there as well, even higher than Shoot Em’ Up just because it actively tells the viewer it’s a parody. In my opinion the best, most obvious parody of the entire action genre that grouped together the cheesiness, massive explosions, and self-awareness to make my favorite Arnold movie bar none. Seeing the characters realize the difference between their perfect bubble of a movie and the real world was just genius, and Danny’s steady questioning of how all laws of physics are being broken while in the movie world was hilarious. Then there’s the villain Benedict breaking the fourth wall and talking right to the audience…one of the most underrated films I’ve ever seen and all because of an idiotic audience too stupid to appreciate how truly great it was. I have no doubt that if LAH was to release today, people would be praising it.

    • Bob S. Youruncle

      You hit it right on in describing LAH. I need to watch it again. Thanks for reminding me.

    • Remy Carreiro

      TOTALLY agree about Last Action Hero. Well put my friend.

  • Benji

    Bravo. No one could have explained this movie better. It’s just a shame it needed to be broke down into the most lame-n-est terms. Otherwise. Thank you for muting the nay-sayers on this one.

  • CyberianGinseng

    This movie was absolutely hilarious. I split my sides. It was almost a spoof of Schwarzenegger-Stalone style action movies. It certainly was meant to be taken seriously.

    • sawyersolo

      “it was almost a spoof”
      “It certainly WAS meant to be taken seriously”

      • CyberianGinseng

        Typo. “wasn’t”

      • Remy Carreiro

        Sawyer, get inside, your Mom put your lunchable on your high chair an hour ago….

  • BobOzier

    This movie is soooooooooooo incredibly booooooring!! That’s why no one likes it. Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot – pause for “witty” quip – shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot (and at this point you’re probably saying that the word “shoot” IS actually IN the title, to which I reply: so what??) shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot – stupid action scene where no shooting is involved, followed soon after by shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot. All that shooting and I STILL had to fight to stay awake. Nope, in this case the 90%’ers got it exactly right. I’d rather watch Star Trek V than this movie again. Oy!

    • Stupid Git

      Sadly, Shoot Em Up got a fresh rating on RT and the writer got that 90% stat from the same dark place they got the idea that no one got the joke that a film called “Shoot Em Up” was a satire of shoot ‘em ups.

    • sawyersolo

      right…guess we didn’t get it

      • Remy Carreiro

        You are a fiery lover, Sawyer, and I miss your warm embrace.

        • sawyersolo

          not really getting the sexual comments “rubs nips?” “I miss your warm embrace?” overcompensate much?

  • Dalinkwent

    This was a good defense of the film. I made the same points to my friends when they all seemed to blast the movie after the first viewing. I made it clear its supposed to be a sort of parody of old action films and wasn’t meant to be taken seriously. I mean the opening scene makes that pretty clear. Plus Clive and Paul are some of my favorite actors to watch on screen. That alone makes the film worth a watch.

    • stephanie767

      My Uncle Owen just got Nissan Pathfinder Hybrid by working part-time off of a computer… learn this here now w­w­w.J­A­M­20.c­o­m

      • Ryan

        Uhm, didn’t Stormtroopers kill your Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru on Tatooine ?

        • guest

          Uncle Owen this Pathfinder has a bad motivator.

          • Ellen Yarbrough

            Guess you won’t be going to Toshi Station….

          • Caelien

            This is the best reply to spam I’ve ever seen, kudos to all involved

          • Jesse Hanowell

            too bad you fucked it up.

        • Duder NME

          Good thing Threepio’s first job was programming Hybrid Pathfinders, very similiar to a Prias in most respects….

    • bsoøhE

      So What??? Owen my ass…….

  • Pigsley

    I too love this movie and wish people wouldn’t under appreciate it.

  • sawyersolo

    everything you say is obvious…yeah, spoof…but not entertaining or original…hot fuzz did it way better, funnier and was a lot more engaging, but just as unrealistic…if there was an element of comedy it would have worked better…it’s been done many times before

    • sawyersolo

      in other words it still fails…as entertainment, and as spoof if, as you claim, 90% of audience didn’t get it, then the filmakers failed, and you’re so insightful

      • Remy Carreiro

        I like how you had to comment back to yourself because I am ignoring you. That makes me laugh. I am you’re right. I am way off, so are the 466 likes. 468 of us are wrong and you are right. The pic and comment scream troll.

        • sawyersolo

          not trolling at all, expressing my true opinion…those 2 comments were made moments from each other…i had more to add…and it’s faster than editing for some reason…certainly wasn’t hanging on your response…i picked my avatar b/c it’s amusing…not trying to elicit any type of reaction. your reasons for liking the movie are mine for disliking it…not trying to be “right”…imo it’s not an original or “smart” film as others have commented as well…engaging in discourse ( Take a good lood at the thread…lots of negative comments )

          • Remy Carreiro

            No, no. It is trolling. Make no mistakes…

          • sawyersolo

            i would not consider any of my comments “inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic” which is what a troll does to illicit an argument just – because. just disagree as many others do…

        • Real_Irwin

          Remy, this guy is obviously not trolling. Can you just let him express his opinion? Why are you getting so defensive?

          • Remy Carreiro

            If you check out the conversation a little bit further down, I told him I appreciated him giving countering points, and sort of apologized for being such a dick. But also, in the same breath, I am sort of here playing the “bad guy”, so I may as well have a little fun with it.

          • as;as;

            You may as well shut up… No one here is really here for you, Remy Carreiro. You’re really, really not as important as you believe yourself to be.

          • Remy Carreiro

            Then why are you engaging me, pumping up my ego even more?

          • Bob

            If you look at all the comments Sawyer is clearly trolling, either that or a close family member died on the set of shoot me up. He’s left way too many pointless responses to not be trolling. Oh and Sawyer you actually said Hot Fuzz is just as unrealistic as Shoot Em Up? You are officially a moron. Stop trying so hard and get a life.

  • Geoff

    I’m glad someone has made a point by point case for this movie. Only so that I can now say, “Yeah, I got all that and it was still horribly stupid”

    If you didn’t get the Loony Tunes reference in the first 20 minutes, I imagine this was an even bigger, more painful mess to watch. I also imagine you’d either never seen Loony Tunes, or were mildly (perhaps fully) retarded.

    As a life-long fan of Bugs and friends, I was embarrassed. For myself, for the director, the writer, the actors, it was just terrible.
    I love the cast, Owen and Giamatti are some of my favorite actors, but there was no point in this movie that was redeeming enough to even give it a pass. It was bad. SO bad. I (mistakenly) bought it in a $2 bin at Wal-Mart and have always wanted my $2 back.
    After listening to you try and defend this cinematic abortion, I kindof want an apology from director Michael Davis, as well.
    I’m usually an avid researcher of movies (I see enough that it’s worth my time to avoid the bad ones) but Davis was an unknown quantity to me, at the time. Looking, now at the list of steaming turds he calls a resume, I’m not shocked at all that this movie turned out to be such a clown shoe.
    To be fair, I was taught a valuable lesson; Never see a Michael Davis film again.

    • Stupid Git

      Thank you. I too got all the “sarcasm” and references – and I love terribly cheesy action movies – yet still found this one unbearable. To each their own, but this was not like a Verhoeven film where the mainstream audience overlooked his brilliant sociopolitical commentary, this was just bad.

      Oh, and you’re right about how if someone didn’t get the Bugs Bunny reference they most likely are dumb as a box of rocks… yet still not dumb enough to think this film was smart.

    • sawyersolo

      correct

    • SomeGuy

      Yes, indeed, the third group of people is somewhat ignored (the people who got it but hated it). Honestly, it was pretty hard to miss the fact that the movie was trying to be funny and over-the-top on purpose, that didn’t make it any better for me, I still thought it sucked. Why? Because I sat there, watching it, waiting for it to be over because I was SO bored and when I finally couldn’t take it anymore I just stopped it in the middle and never finished it. This movie is just like that guy who tries a little too hard to be funny and it’s just awkward for everyone.

  • Amy C

    Thank you! This is exactly what I love about the movie put into well contrived sentences. Bravo!

    • sawyersolo

      contrived: unlike reality: unrealistic and unconvincing

      • lobster_johnson

        “contrive. verb. Create or bring about (an object or a situation) by deliberate use of skill and artifice”.

        • sawyersolo

          artifice: clever, trick…insincere behavior: the deception of people using cleverness or subtlety

          • narcolepticsloth

            subtlety: the quality or state of being subtle.

          • me

            Taco: A corn tortilla folded around a filling such as ground meat or cheese.

          • Courtland Bibb

            Win: The opposite of fail; when something of awesomeness happens.

  • Super8rocks

    Most 80′s action movies are already spoofs though. I mean, Commando has some of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard in a movie. Plus, how much of that could actually happen? I knew what Shoot em Up was doing when I saw it, and liked it. Though the movie does wear me out when I watch it. I don’t think people hate the movie because they don’t understand the things you say though. I think they just don’t like it cuz it’s a hit or miss type of movie. Crank is a great movie to watch with this one too.

  • Stupid Git

    First, it’s called: “Shoot ‘Em Up”. If someone is too dumb to know the movie is a satire of shoot ‘em ups than they’re too dumb to understand satire. This goes for all the “jokes” and “satire” in this film which are so obvious as to be unfunny, witless and just plain irritating.

    Second, Paul Giamatti was also in Rock of Ages, Fred Clause, Lady in the Water, Big Momma’s House, and that atrocious looking new Romeo & Juliet thing. I love the guy, but him being in a film is just as often a warning as it is an invitation.

    Third, Get over your persecution complex. This movie has a 66% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. You’re part of the majority apparently.

    • as;as;

      Ok, so if I’m to judge a movie by its title… Then Blade Runner should be about a guy running around holding a blade in his hands? Or holding a blade in his hands? Or having something to do with someone running, and a blade of some kind? Please, please PLEASE shut up Stupid Git… For all our sakes. You speak, I feel intelligence slipping out of the human gene pool.

  • Werner Goring

    Bravo, Mr Hero, Bravo…

    • sawyersolo

      the hero of the stupid (we finally have one)!

      • Remy Carreiro

        HAHAHAHA, oh my God, new fave internet troll, without a doubt. Dude, I would kiss you right now….

        • sawyersolo

          why so bothered?

  • wongkarwai

    Wow. The writer of this article is a noob to film.

    • sawyersolo

      truly

      • Remy Carreiro

        That’s why I have two thousand movie articles published online, my own site, and you guys are sitting home, naked, on Snapchat. Yes., I am clearly the noob here.

  • toz23

    Couldn’t agree more. One of the all time greats, and if there was any justice in this world the director should have been handed the keys to Hollywood and told to go play after making this hugely underrated classic

    • sawyersolo

      enjoy the sarcasm

      • Remy Carreiro

        Are you the balloon, or the ugly human behind the balloon?

  • raisethebooze

    I basically love everything about this movie. From Smith’s character to the baby. It has this indie film to it, like having different weird characters on one film, and yes, like a cartoon/anime.

  • paulj

    I of course completely missed all the underlying (clever?) stuff in this film when I saw it on the idiot box recently.
    However I did note that it was very stylish with cool gunfights and and was suprised I hadn’t heard at least something about it. It entertained me immensely.
    Sigh yet again I am made to feel like a plank by somebody who actually gets the subtle stuff.

    • sawyersolo

      so subtle

      • Remy Carreiro

        Right?
        Man, whoever wrote this article is such a LAMEY LAME LAME….

        • sawyersolo

          correct…know thyself

  • fairportfan

    Thank you.

    You have resolved the last lingering doubt i had as to whether to rent this film on DVD.

    No.

    Your description makes it clear that it is actually (hard as it might seem to believe) even WORSE than the trailers made it look.

    • sawyersolo

      agreed

      • Remy Carreiro

        Seriously man, get off the thread, you are killing it. You reek of sad desperation. Actually, keep going, this is fun…

        • sawyersolo

          responding with agreement…is deperation? defensive much?

  • http://www.kenmccartney.com/ Ken McCartney

    I feel substantially less weird now for laughing through the whole film.

  • Jarvis Cash

    Brilliant article, loved the movie, but it was only on the second viewing I really “got the joke”. Now I know what Im going to be watching tonight.

  • JR

    Everything you’re saying in this article is obvious. I don’t think people missed the point of the film. They got what it was doing. But some people didn’t like it. It’s called subjectivity.

    • sawyersolo

      excellent comment

      • Remy Carreiro

        And your comment about his comment, good sir? DOUBLE EXCELLENT!
        *rubs nips

  • Nate

    I don’t even need to read this article. Shoot ‘Em Up is one of the greatest action movies ever made. I’d love to find a computer background wallpaper of the guy at the end of the movie with his middle finger up going, “Shut Up And Sit On This, Asshole!!!!!” I probably rewound and froze that part 100 times or more, LOL!!! Go watch it and pause that part:) His expression is priceless!! And when you do, I’m sure you’ll all agree with me:)

    • sawyersolo

      his point was not that it was one of the greatest action movies ever made, but that it was the worst, on purpose…b/c it was satirical (not sure if he knew that was his point, tho)

  • Remy Carreiro

    I just want you all to know you just renewed my faith in the movie going public as a whole. And thank you for all the kind words and awesome feedback, it is very appreciated.

    • sawyersolo

      thank god for you…if you had totally lost faith, what would we have done?

      • Remy Carreiro

        Batfleck, leave me alone. No one likes you.

        • sawyersolo

          instead of crying, why don’t you respond to the tons of criticisms here

          • Remy Carreiro

            I don’t know who you are, or why you feel so important, but I didn’t make the film, nor is it my job to defend it. Hell, I don’t even need to come on here to respond to comments. This is NOT part of my job, I simply choose to do this because interacting with other movie fans is a joy I get from this gig.
            That being said, interacting with whiny movie douches and trolls is one thing I hate about it. There are 2000 words right there that make my point, I find it fucking ADORABLE you think I need to respond to anything. I am simply responding to you right now because I think you are equal parts sad and entertaining. I also like that you are commenting “excellent comment” on the comments of people who didn’t like the movie, like you wrote the fucking piece or something.
            Come on man, you can keep this going, but you seem sad. Like, really, really sad.
            Like ” twenty two and live at home in my Mom’s basement and live vicariously through internet comments because of my lack of real life and lack of confidence, as reflected in my use of a fake name and silly avatar to hide behind, and am a huge fan of Brazzers, Reddit, and Naruto” sad.

          • sawyersolo

            dude, i’m not attacking you personally, at all. myself and many others here disagree with your opinion, and you seemingly can’t deal…that’s cool, but you’re coming off real badly…b/c i agree w/ naysayers, you take it as a personal assault…that’s fine too…i have thick skin…if you post an unpopular opinion or review, expect to get disagreed with…i was only asking for you to respond to some of the criticisms being posted, as most do when receiving a contrasting point of view. the more you attack me the less validity your review has and you just appear as a reactionary.
            what else you got, hoss?

          • Remy Carreiro

            I like you. I need you. Things like this keep the threads fresh, and keep the conversation open.
            Yes, I think you commenting on every comment is a little weird, and yes, I totally act like a dick about it sometimes, but in the same breath, I am man enough to recognize that we need both sides represented, and you represent the other side, which is needed.
            Agree to disagree, I think.
            And that Hoss thing was pure gold.
            You had me at Hoss.

          • sawyersolo

            fair enough, well said…hoss

          • sawyersolo

            by writing this review you have taken it as your job to defend it…it’s the whole purpose of the article.

          • sawyersolo

            you seemingly enjoy interacting w/ other movie fans as long as they agree w/ you

          • sawyersolo

            most people, unless they work in the public eye, or are children who don’t know any better, post on message boards using a psuedonym to avoid backlash from controversial opinions, and to avoid being identified by people choosing to do them or their family harm, or future, or current employers who may take their comments (political, sexual or otherwise) as a reason to fire or not employ them.
            I can keep this up as long as you continue to. You have already maxed out, and are taking the personal route, which shows a lack of restraint and intellectual capacity.

  • http://somercet.livejournal.com/ somercet

    This movie sucked. Gigantically. An anti-gun shoot-’em-up? It was like watching a porno made with young Hollywood stars, all unprotected sex, casual, promiscuous, perverted… and then ends with a “Don’t do sex, kids!” moment. Cringe-worthy indeed.

  • Mind The Gap

    I liked the film. It’s only failing was pacing. While many applaud a “nonstop frenetic” action movie for relentlessness, we need downtime to process things.

    This movie just doesn’t give enough time for that, to take a breathe and appreciate what we’ve seen. I liken it to a shaky cam during what would otherwise be an amazing fight scene (like Jet Li vs Dolph Lundgren in Expendables), we just aren’t allowed to appreciate it.

    However, the movie is all the better for being fun DESPITE this failing. It would simply become EPIC had they allowed a BIT more downtime.

  • Paul Chanter

    “So if you are watching Shoot Em Up, thinking you are watching an action film in the realest sense of the word, you are setting yourself up not to like this movie”?

    Seriously?

    “Realest”?

  • Action Movie Fanatix

    So is the idea of satire is to make a really crappy version of something and when people say it sucks you just say “you didn’t get it, it’s satire.”

    Think my boss will buy that?

  • Honeyluster Alias

    They talk the same, both character due to poor writing skills talk exactly the same. They have no separate identities. Some people have no taste. Even for what is OBVIOUS of what this film was. It was a mess. 5 dollar bin, instantly, for a reason.

  • http://www.DanteBacani.com/ Dante A. Bacani

    Spot on analysis! I *love* SHOOT ‘EM UP for all the reasons you point out! :-)

  • TLewis

    Very well said! Always loved this movie. Not only is Owen an homage to Bugs Bunny but Giamatti is without a doubt Elmer Fudd in this film.

  • Justin Kuhn

    I’ve made note of the same things and tried to tell others. But other people are idiots. oh well

  • Josh Cline

    THANK YOU! I have been singing the praises for this movie for years now, and no one believes me. One major line from Giamatti’s character is, “Aren’t you a waskly wabbit.” Dead givaway that he is a mean spirited Elmer Fudd/Yosemite Sam.

  • tankatemysandwiches

    you are seriously the first person ive ever seen notice it was bugs bunny versus Yosemite Sam, no one else catches it and thinks im crazy!!

    • me

      Loved the movie. I had no idea so many people didn’t?!? Oh well. I feel sorry for people like you. I TRULY do. You sit on your soapbox explaining why everything in life sucks, as opposed to being able to understand why sooooo many things are awesome and just enjoying them. lol.

      With that said, I guess I’m an idiot too because I missed the Bugs Bunny thing? Oh well, thank goodness I’m not a douche therefore I will enjoy this film on a whooole different level when I get off of this computer and proceed to Wal-Marts cheap bin to look for it. Gonna go ahead and look for a torrent to start downloading before I leave just in case that fails lol. THanks guys!!!!

      • S.T. Funken

        I guess you wanted to reply to Justin Kuhn, maybe?

  • deathmonger420 .

    I totally agree I LOVED this movie and everyone I talk to about didn’t….I love how he eats carrots.

  • I am a retard

    Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters and should be fucked up their stupid asses… oh wait this isn’t Movie Poop Shoot .com?? I would have thought so by the retarded ass comments here. And not Autistic rerarded, but Simple Jack style full retard. Never go full retard.

  • Crispino

    Brilliant.

  • Douchenozzle Hipsterfail

    Well done. In fact …

    (Click to read next thought)

  • Jose Fabian

    Can’t stand neither the writing style nor the glaring grammatical errors: “than” when you mean “then”? I Hope you’re not getting paid for this, otherwise I’m itching to take your job. Regardless, much has been said already that I need not parrot.

  • John Taylor

    That’s the title, really?

  • ICreatedU

    Bang on the money Honeyluster Alias!

    That’s exactly the thing: the pathetic attempt to
    pay tribute to everything we use to cherish as kid was demystified on
    the spot at first viewing and recognized as what it was, a pathetic
    attempt.

    There’s a lot a ways to honor the 80′s and 90′s, but this wasn’t one of them.

    It’s not like we don’t get the satire “undertone” of the flick, the movie wasn’t shit
    IN SPITE of the reasons you mentioned, in fact, it was shit BECAUSE of
    them.

    As if basing an action movie figure on Buggs Bunny has ever been a good thing….

    My humble opinion anyway…

  • Andrew

    This review is spot on. I grabbed ‘Shoot Em Up’ from a Blockbuster bargain bin with no preconceptions of the movie and definitely got my moneys worth. ‘Shoot Em Up’ is a raucous black comedy and pitch perfect parody of American action movies from the 80′s hence. I loved every moment of this movie, from Clive Owen’s deadpan portrayal of sociopath do-gooder, to Paul Giamatti’s side-splitting performance of one of the most hilariously sadistic villains in movie history. This is a gem of a self-aware, self-referential movie that goes big from the very beginning until the last bullet is fired.

    • Chris

      I agree. The only thing I’m iffy on is the confusing political stances the film has on gun control. If it’s meant to make fun of the hypocrisy of hollywood’s and the media’s and mainstream liberal arguments against gun control then I love it. If it’s trying to actually say something serious in all of the awesome cartoonish ridiculousness, it almost ruins the movie. Actually either way I would prefer they had left politics out of it.

  • exe

    The funny thing is, many people (I know at least) got directly what it was all about: A over-the-top-parody with goofy scenes and … well, that’s just it. The whole thing is pretty one note. The gag with Owen is, that he is so laid back and “over-the-top”, the gag with Giamatti is, that he’s a supposedly evil basterds who is pretty damn pussy-wiped and the gag with the pretty lady is, that she’s just a pretty thing and nothing more. Well woop-di-freakin’-do, for about 90 minutes, that is very weak, because after all these one note-not-interesting-because they are just over-the-top-parodies-characters, there are just the overly choreographed shootouts which in itself loose nearly all of their fascination, because IT IS AN OVER THE TOP PARODIE where nobody gets seriously invested in the ridiculous-bullshit.

    So, yeah, maybe the misunderstanding is, that the discribtions above in your article are the very points that make it sucky. If it was a little less goofy, and a little more serious, the action-scenes would’ve been much more entertaining and, for all purposes, more thrilling. Because here, they weren’t because of the stupid parodie-tone of the movie.

    It’s not a terrible movie, but at the end just pretty one note and forgetfull.

    • .Insane Wakadoo

      I thought the hero heroic. Heroine was never judged. Evil plot. Sinister villain. Bad guys die. Hero saves the day. Reunited. Little family. Justice prevails. And really, where in the world will you see that much bad-ass shootouts? Fun times.

  • Remy Carreiro

    The actual director of this film just wrote me and thanked me for how spot-on and astute this was, and my face is still melting as a result. Wow, check AND mate!

  • SomeGuy

    I didn’t misunderstand the movie and I don’t think as many people did as you think did. I felt the points you made were plainly obvious, especially the Buggs Bunny one. I understand these points, I accepted them when I watched the movie, and I still did not enjoy it, because some ideas just don’t translate well. The movie was a successful execution of what it set out to do, but that does not make it a good movie.

  • Kevin Cahill

    thought this movie was awesome from start to finish

  • Jackie Jormpjomp

    I loved this film when I saw it at the theaters. The first thing I turned and said as we were leaving theater was, “you realize he was Bugs Bunny right?” That alone was enough to love this flick. Hugely entertaining and underrated.

  • Jackie McGriff

    I loved this movie within the first 5 minutes. I could not agree with you more about ‘Shoot Em Up’. People really don’t get it and it’s a shame!

  • Nir Shalev

    Is this post a joke? If anyone watches this film and doesn’t see that Owen’s chewing on carrots and doesn’t hear Elmer, ugh, I mean Giamatti at one point say “Oh you’re a wascally wabbit”, then they didn’t actually watch the film. It’s impossible to not notice that this is a Bugs and Elmer story. Impossible. And someone wasted precious words on explaining this to people like its revelatory.

    That being said, it is a decent article (for those that truly and utterly dumb) and I do love the film. :O)

  • Scott

    I like your approach to the movie. Five minutes in, I couldn’t stop laughing at how the movie treated some of the most earnest tropes in action films with nothing like reverence. Paul Giamatti makes the movie work! Also, the plot tries so hard to have a strong anti-gun message. As I’ve explained to friends, it was like having Jenna Jameson doing a porn film about abstinence. Ridiculous and ironic! Love this movie, own it, and I watch it when I can.

  • Ray Spijk

    This movie was awesome.

  • Michelle Kirkwood

    Actually this film was a spoof of John Woo classic Hong Kong action movie flicks—HARD-BOILED in particular–if you liked those, you might appreciate SHOOT ‘EM UP a little more. I have to admit here were some parts of it I didn’t like, a but I loved the HK-styled action sequences, and I like seeing Clive Owen in anything–this is one of the most outrageous roles he’s ever done, and he gets to be funny for a change!

  • Jacob Potempa

    shoot em’ up was a great movie yes its mocking but come on it was great script could of been abit better but the story was amazing give it some credit and don’t be an ass about it. now if you want a stupid movie PA1-4 sucked (paranormal
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  • Mat

    WoW. I didn’t know this movie was misunderstood and bashed. If someone didn’t get it they must have been be vegetarians.

  • yeti

    My grandfather and I love this movie, but then again I also like Hansel and Gretel

  • Terrence

    The author is an idiot. Those weren’t points they were just him going “IT WAS SO RIDICULOUS!”

    Yes, because it aimed to be campy. However the performances were uninspired and off-timed, and the movie had poor pacing for a campy film.

    I used to love it when I was a teen, now I can see that it’s just silly fun with no substance. Nothing spectacular. A shallow experience.

    • JaySBee

      Actually, they WERE points. I knew that “Shoot ‘Em Up” was a send up of Bugs Bunny cartoons before I read this article. I figured it out on my own because I studied film and they make reference after reference to Bugs in it (Giamatti even refers to Owen as “that rascally rabbit” in one line). Right after I saw the movie (when it came out) I went to read up on it and was validated by seeing an article that supported my theory.

      Look, I know action films are fun and you may not like the idea of them being “deep” or “artistic”, but there is a reason film-making is one of the ARTS. Sometimes- even in an action film- a director decides to go a bit deeper and make a statement. When he can do that without alienating people who “hate art films”, he is officially BRILLIANT. If he can make an ART film that wannabe art people HATE because they don’t actually GET that it’s art, so much the better.

      “Shoot ‘Em Up” is a perfect example of that. Look at your post. You are actually RESISTANT to the idea that the movie was played on multiple levels. You liked it so much on the SURFACE level (as a kid), that it seems like an IMPOSSIBLE stretch that it was meant to be seen on a deeper level (for an adult), too.

      I’d say that makes it a GREAT film.

  • Steifon Passmore

    I loved this movie and everything about it the first time I saw it! In fact, I watched it with two friends, and it was SO EPIC that when it ended we immediately watched it AGAIN! True. Story!

  • doc

    My problem with the movie was that it was trying to have it both ways by playing it straight faced with waaay over the top action. It didn’t work for me. Maybe I need to watch it again.

  • nirish77

    You see I agree wholeheartedly but I also feel exactly the same way about the first Starship Troopers. Im mocked for liking it and yet it is the cheesiness that makes it brilliant.

  • Ellen Yarbrough

    I thought this movie was fantastic. It’s so hilarious! The brothel scene is a hoot and Paul Giamatti is fantastic as a sadistic villain. The sky diving scene completely took me by surprise and Clive Owen’s character has such a thing for driving safety…when he’s not shooting people. There are so many great surprises and the violence is so absurd you just have to enjoy it. I’m surprised to hear people DiDN’T like it.

  • Andrew

    This was top entertainment, 1 of which I like to watch again. Well done to all involved, I was/am entertained.

  • James Bettinson

    It also has a powerful anti fire arms message, the c.e.o of the gun company has a speech extolling the virtues of how guns make the weak powerful and is killed by his own weapon

  • chris

    I picked up it was taking a dig at action films but not the cartoon reference

  • ds;ds;ds;

    This movie sucked. Period.

  • Lateef Murdock

    And, not only is Clive Bugs Bunny, but Giamatti is Yosimatti Sam. I got it from the get go and really enjoyed this film. Just so you know, I’m the type of guy who values story over action. But, this one had it’s on special charm. Loved it.

  • Mbuilds

    Absolutely spot on assessment, its a film not a documentary you pretensous boobs. if you don’t get it, admit it, don’t act like the movie is the problem, just so we don’t realize you are the kind of people that think American Idol is good television. It’s like the people who always say they think a horror movie was “funny” so we can’t tell it scared the crap out of them…we can tell!!
    Now I really want to watch Shoot Em Up all over again. Thanks

  • Brew Swillis

    Couldn’t agree more! Always thought this movie was underrated….laughed my a-off!

  • Marcos Galperin

    I have always loved this movie since it came out, always said it was a Bugs Bunny and lets not forget the jumping out of the plane shoot out. Wished they would make a sequel to it it was so much fun to watch.

  • Jason C. Flay

    Oh For Christ Sake people! It’s a ridiculous fun movie, that does not have a plot or deep meanings, just pulp fiction pure and simple, it’s not Citizen Kane! Yes it’s over the top, yes the characters are extreme versions of themselves, and no it’s not going to change cinema history, it’s just an entertaining movie!

  • Russell Jack Whites Cortez

    i love this movie i knew what it was from the start and i can careless of what others say because i enjoy all films even the crappy ones because it means the world is still creative even if its not properly executed.

  • David G.

    Great article, glad that I stumbled upon it. There is a precedent here. In 2004, I reviewed writer-director Michael Davis’ “Monster Man” for an industry journal. I really enjoyed the film and, a couple of months later, I got a note from Davis, thanking me for being the only reviewer who really “got” what he was trying to do.

  • Romeo Garcia

    Agreee!!!..This is one of the best action movies i ever see!!!…Owen make a great action and the action scenes are awesome!!!

  • Feeline

    What about the group of people who understood the movie, considering every single thing you mentioned was blatantly obvious to anyone with half a brain.. but still thought it was dumb and a waste of time? How does anyone not realize the points you mentioned? Are you trying to act / be smart with this article? You’re failing. Hard. A film analysis which one wants taken seriously on a website needs to bring new insight, especially if they’re defending it or trying to prove a point. All you did was point out blatantly obvious things which anyone who saw it knew was blatantly obvious, and use that as a defense. Bad movie. Bad article. Bad author. All around awful. You should feel ashamed lol.

  • Emil Van Boxem

    I actually agree on most of these points. I thoroughly enjoyed SMU

  • Road rage scene is superb

    I’m happy that you enjoyed this movie as much as I did but I’m stunned you had to defend it in the first place. It is a classic action flick in its own right and also a sardonic, ironic, wry, mocking smile at the genre.
    All that aside it is FUN and, seriously, if anyone needs this explained to them, well, sigh.

  • Goldilox

    I LOVED THIS MOVIE!!!!!!

  • triptikon

    I thought he ate carrots because its good for your eye sight and he was just that hardcore : /

  • real_world_truth

    I saw it first at a good old fashioned drive in and the very first thought I had at the opening sequence was ‘what’s up, doc?’. Loved Clive and Paul so much even before this movie and after that first viewing, they became two of my cinematic ‘gods’.

  • bob

    you’re just describing the film, not backing up your opinion.

  • http://www.theartofclarke.com/ Patrick S Clarke

    Four pages? Really?! Website pagination is evil. Get your ad revenue some other way. I’m taking a personal stand against this BS. Put it all on a single page. How hard is that?

  • kid ego

    I agree this is a good defense of the movie. However if you’re gonna make a cartoon just make a cartoon…..

  • Darren Peach

    I like this. I thought the Movie was making fun of the Idea of Making a Video Game Movie. But I like your Explanation better.

  • Ryan Perez

    This was not misunderstood. Its very obviously a Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd story. It was just done extremely poorly. Though, i will say; a couple buddies, a few drinks, and this film becomes quite entertaining…in an ironic sort of way.

  • Mr. Lee

    I bought this movie hearing about it, and thought it was great……..right up until the massively too-retarded-to-be-parody anti gun message that is consequently rammed down our throats.

    It’s a massive pile of shit. When you try to make a non-political movie for whatever reason, keep your fucking politics out of it.

  • Crikey

    In my opinion one of the best but also most insane action movies out there. Good breakdown of the movie indeed.

    Well done thank you. I will use this to convince my friends this movie is bleeping AWESOME!!!!!!!

  • sawyersolo

    thank you