Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

Any residual goodwill Robert Rodriguez had left over from the first two Spy Kids was utterly undone by this gimmicky, pointless rehash, which doesn't even have the dignity to bring back Alexa Vega (aka the only Spy Kid who could actually act) outside of a cameo. Following Juni (Daryl Sabara) as he infiltrates a loud, annoying video game in hopes of doing something or other, Game Over is about as entertaining as watching someone play the same level of a lame video game without success for 90 minutes. Parents will especially despise the 3D, which is ugly and poorly implemented, and seeing Sylvester Stallone laid so low.